Well, folks, this forum could use a little humor. Sorry if I neglected anyone... and take care, there are few sharp edges. (laughter)

"After 20 years of being wrong, I'm due, baby," Gary North

Will that be cash or charge?, Ed Yourdon

Caveat Emptor, yourself, Minnesota Smith

Whos bright idea was it to let women vote? King of Spain

Ill get you my pretties and your little dog, too, Old Git

Fascinating, Doctor McCoy, Flint

Dog spelled backwards is God! Big Dog

Please see my resume, please! Steve Heller

I hate the government (especially when my check is late), Paul Milne

Were all gonna die! Anonymous

Did so, did so, did so, Y2KPro

Peace, love, joy did I mention peace? Diane Squire

Howe mani kyds due u hav? Brian

Of course I know everything. I am a PROFESSIONAL ENGINEER, Robert Cook

Which means, to say, upon the conclusion of this particular sentence, having come to the end of my particular post, I, lacking further matters to discuss will discontinue writing and, in the event of not having an additional idea (which is not unusual) must move to conclude everything I have said including this statement, is absolutely factual and must be acknowledged as such, Hardliner

(Please insert idea), OutingsRUs

Wily E. Coyote, Genius, Hallyx

If you dont answer my question, I must be right. I am, I tell you... right, right, right! Now let me out of this jacket! Ray

Go away before I taunt you a second time, Will Continue

When I was a kid, we used to walk ten miles to school, in the snow, uphill both ways... well, before the aliens came, anyway, a

My keyboard has a two-sentence maximum, Lisa

Its a conspiracy! Bugger off, you pollies, Andy

Love, Arlin Adams

(Insert link) Linkmeister

Please stay tuned for your regular programming, Hoffmeister

Respectfully, Dave Walden

Now someone show me how this damn Petromax works? Stan Faryna

Regards,

-- Mr. Decker (kcdecker@worldnet.att.net), July 19, 1999

Answers

LOL. Thanks.

-- Lane Core Jr. (elcore@sgi.net), July 19, 1999.

Cute. But more accurate would be:

"I can hardly wait to pick up Decker's parents posessions at 25 cents on the dollar post-Y2K."

-- lisa (lisa@work.now), July 19, 1999.

"This modest article will be lost on the true believers. Without doubt, I will be labeled a troll." KC Decker

-- (humor@for.decker), July 19, 1999.

You obviously nailed ol' Lisa. Too funny!

Deano

-- Deano (deano@luvthebeach.com), July 19, 1999.

VERY funny! Thanks.

-- BigDog (BigDog@duffer.com), July 19, 1999.

Sorry, I'm not able to release the name of the company at this time. Don't care if you believe me or not, just passing along what I heard.

Jon Williamson

-- Jon Williamson (jwilliamson003@sprintmail.com), July 19, 1999.

"Oh well, the dinosaurs went extinct too, as will the likes of you bottom feeders. B-o-o H-o-o" (doomers@suck.com) AKA Deano @ luvthebeach.com

-- none (none@none.none), July 19, 1999.

Miss Diane??

Would you please set the idiot 'none' (AKA Inspector Cluseau (sp?)) straight?

Nice try Beevis!

Deano

-- Deano (deano@luvthebeach.com), July 19, 1999.

When in the course of human events, it becomes necessary to add the integer 1, to the integer 99, the result I would say, and I have millions of computers to back-up my theories, and prove my facts, the result I would say is 00. <:)=

-- Sysman (y2kboard@yahoo.com), July 19, 1999.

Humor most excellent! A true gift in perilous times. LOL and thanks!

-- jor-el (jor-el@krypton.uni), July 19, 1999.

Pretty funny Deckand! How come you never mentioned your admiration for my big taunts before now?

-- Will continue (farming@home.com), July 19, 1999.

Father (who may or may not be a priest)

Thomas Hale--

-- ;-) (Just@wondering.hmm), July 19, 1999.

I demand a public apology vis a vis your insensitivity to Wiccans. (Cackle)

-- Old Git (anon@spamproblems.com), July 19, 1999.

Oops, forgot one:

"Proud Sponsor of the Y2K Bug," Cory Hamaski

[Thanks, and I hope the tag lines warranted a few chuckles... and an ouch or two.]

Regards,

-- Mr. Decker (kcdecker@worldnet.att.net), July 19, 1999.

Viewing women as sex objects in no way suggests that they should not be able to vote. I must admit, though, that to leap to such a conclusion is consistent with any of the arguments that you have ever presented, displaying the same peculiar logic.

-- King of Spain (madrid@aol.com), July 19, 1999.

Your Majesty:

Do you mudwrestle?

-- Old Git (anon@spamproblems.com), July 19, 1999.

NOW, Decker, NOW, you have hurt my feelings. To not even be included in your humor thread. May I suggest:

"I WILL miss them dam elephants, tho" - Lon Frank

:

-- Lon Frank (lgal@exp.net), July 19, 1999.

A self-referential tagline...

http://www.greenspun.com/bboard/q-and-a-fetch-msg.tcl?msg_id=0016gW :-)

-- Linkmeister (link@librarian.edu), July 20, 1999.

Stan, the pump on the Petromax works just like the accelerator pump on a Bendix carb like on some Harleys. All ya gotta do to make it seal is put some motor oil on the leather washer.

-- biker (y2kbiker@worldnet.att.net), July 20, 1999.

Decker:

It's too bad you're not gonna last long after the changeover. You are clearly perceptive and quite funny. But you can't eat wit.

-- we must (laugh@theabsurdityofit.all), July 21, 1999.

Wit? I knew the pessimists asked me to eat something, and it did sound a lot like wit.... (laughter) Worry about how you are going to protect your little food stores if the U.S. becomes a lawless (and hungry) place. Worry about how to pay the bills with a basement full of food. Worry about solar flares. But save us both the time, and don't worry about me.

Regards,

-- Mr. Decker (kcdecker@worldnet.att.net), July 21, 1999.