A POEM BY SOME GUY I FORGOT HIS NAME FIREND OF JERRY HE IS

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I BELIEVE IN PINK BUNNY'S AND LEPRACAUNS

AND IN ELVES AND COMMUNISTS

THE POLICEMEN REALLY ARE OUR FRIENDS

AND OSAMA ATTACKED THE USA

SO OUR GOVERNEMENT CAN START A WAR

FORNICATION IS VERY EVIL

NOT TO SPEAK ABOUT CONDOMS

JESUS CHRIST MIGHT BE DEAD

BUT AT LEAST WE HAVE A POPE

HAVING KIDS IS NICE

IT GIVES ME SO MUCH THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT

BEING LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IS REALLY COOL

YOU REALLY GET ALL ATTENTION THEN

SO LETS ALL JUST STOP THINKING WITH OUT HEADS

AND LET OUR PROTECTING LEADERS THINK INSTEAD

THEY REALLY KNOW THE BEST

THEY TAKE MONEY FROM OUR TAXES

AND USE IT TO KILL PEOPLE

SO THEY REALLY KNOW THE BEST

JUST LIKE OUR PARENTS

HO FORBID US EVERYTHING THAT IS FUN

BUT WE LOVE THEM ANYWAY

AS LONG AS THEY'RE DEAD

-- PUNKER (GREG_PISAHOV@HOTMAIL.COM), January 20, 2005

Answers

I BELIEVE IN PINK BUNNY'S AND LEPRACAUNS AND IN ELVES AND COMMUNISTS

That's nice. I have some swamp land for sale in Florida. Give me a call.

THE POLICEMEN REALLY ARE OUR FRIENDS

I've been "profiled" in Missouri. My best wishes to that deputy who stopped me. He was very friendly in an insulting way. I loved every minute of his police work.

AND OSAMA ATTACKED THE USA

Do you mean that he really didn't? Is he one of the good guys?

SO OUR GOVERNEMENT CAN START A WAR

??

FORNICATION IS VERY EVIL

Seems like it.

NOT TO SPEAK ABOUT CONDOMS

[No comment.]

JESUS CHRIST MIGHT BE DEAD

And you're the Tooth Fairy.

BUT AT LEAST WE HAVE A POPE

You're getting the idea.

HAVING KIDS IS NICE

Ah! think: sex...kids...sex...kids....sex...kids. Get the idea?

IT GIVES ME SO MUCH THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT

There is only one worry.

BEING LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IS REALLY COOL

Whew! at least everyone is not like you, cool.

YOU REALLY GET ALL ATTENTION THEN

You got the attention you want, now??!

SO LETS ALL JUST STOP THINKING WITH OUT HEADS

Ok.......we'll be you for a day.

AND LET OUR PROTECTING LEADERS THINK INSTEAD

Prayers.

THEY REALLY KNOW THE BEST

They have access to information that the average person wouldn't know what to do with. I figure tey know who to bomb and who not to.

THEY TAKE MONEY FROM OUR TAXES

Ok...

AND USE IT TO KILL PEOPLE

Ok...

SO THEY REALLY KNOW THE BEST

Ok...

JUST LIKE OUR PARENTS

Ok...

HO FORBID US EVERYTHING THAT IS FUN

I lost you. You were talking about killing.

BUT WE LOVE THEM ANYWAY

Our leaders or your parents?

AS LONG AS THEY'RE DEAD

Ah! there's that necromania, again.

...............

-- rod (elreyrod@yahoo.com), January 20, 2005.


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