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I BELIEVE IN PINK BUNNY'S AND LEPRACAUNSAND IN ELVES AND COMMUNISTS
THE POLICEMEN REALLY ARE OUR FRIENDS
AND OSAMA ATTACKED THE USA
SO OUR GOVERNEMENT CAN START A WAR
FORNICATION IS VERY EVIL
NOT TO SPEAK ABOUT CONDOMS
JESUS CHRIST MIGHT BE DEAD
BUT AT LEAST WE HAVE A POPE
HAVING KIDS IS NICE
IT GIVES ME SO MUCH THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT
BEING LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IS REALLY COOL
YOU REALLY GET ALL ATTENTION THEN
SO LETS ALL JUST STOP THINKING WITH OUT HEADS
AND LET OUR PROTECTING LEADERS THINK INSTEAD
THEY REALLY KNOW THE BEST
THEY TAKE MONEY FROM OUR TAXES
AND USE IT TO KILL PEOPLE
SO THEY REALLY KNOW THE BEST
JUST LIKE OUR PARENTS
HO FORBID US EVERYTHING THAT IS FUN
BUT WE LOVE THEM ANYWAY
AS LONG AS THEY'RE DEAD
-- PUNKER (GREG_PISAHOV@HOTMAIL.COM), January 20, 2005
I BELIEVE IN PINK BUNNY'S AND LEPRACAUNS AND IN ELVES AND COMMUNISTSThat's nice. I have some swamp land for sale in Florida. Give me a call.
THE POLICEMEN REALLY ARE OUR FRIENDS
I've been "profiled" in Missouri. My best wishes to that deputy who stopped me. He was very friendly in an insulting way. I loved every minute of his police work.
AND OSAMA ATTACKED THE USA
Do you mean that he really didn't? Is he one of the good guys?
SO OUR GOVERNEMENT CAN START A WAR
??
FORNICATION IS VERY EVIL
Seems like it.
NOT TO SPEAK ABOUT CONDOMS
[No comment.]
JESUS CHRIST MIGHT BE DEAD
And you're the Tooth Fairy.
BUT AT LEAST WE HAVE A POPE
You're getting the idea.
HAVING KIDS IS NICE
Ah! think: sex...kids...sex...kids....sex...kids. Get the idea?
IT GIVES ME SO MUCH THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT
There is only one worry.
BEING LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IS REALLY COOL
Whew! at least everyone is not like you, cool.
YOU REALLY GET ALL ATTENTION THEN
You got the attention you want, now??!
SO LETS ALL JUST STOP THINKING WITH OUT HEADS
Ok.......we'll be you for a day.
AND LET OUR PROTECTING LEADERS THINK INSTEAD
Prayers.
THEY REALLY KNOW THE BEST
They have access to information that the average person wouldn't know what to do with. I figure tey know who to bomb and who not to.
THEY TAKE MONEY FROM OUR TAXES
Ok...
AND USE IT TO KILL PEOPLE
Ok...
SO THEY REALLY KNOW THE BEST
Ok...
JUST LIKE OUR PARENTS
Ok...
HO FORBID US EVERYTHING THAT IS FUN
I lost you. You were talking about killing.
BUT WE LOVE THEM ANYWAY
Our leaders or your parents?
AS LONG AS THEY'RE DEAD
Ah! there's that necromania, again.
...............
-- rod (elreyrod@yahoo.com), January 20, 2005.
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