Amuse me and get a gmail invite

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I am bored, and in the process of being bored, I wish to be amused. Do anything, be it telling me a story, a decent joke, or when you first encountered and fell in love with anime, with the reasons explaining why. Anything else that may amuse me is a funny email address you plan to get. ex(heil.darthhitler@gmail.com) Go ahead, make me laugh.

-- The dick is stronger than the sword :) (williamsexspear@gmail.com), January 11, 2005

Answers

Uhh, okay. Here goes.

A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.

The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"

The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had."

The bartender says, "What do you have?"

The guy says, "75 cents."

-- )v(ajin\/egita (info@smserve.co.za), January 14, 2005.


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