"Do you not rate Wadsworth then Softie? Bobby's Portugese coach friend is available having left Benfica!?

-- De Builder (debuilder@hotmail.com), December 11, 2000."

"I just cannot see how a failed lower league coach has anything to offer a premiership side.

-- Softie (softie@thegallowgate.com), December 11, 2000."

"Mackems want Solano

Supposing the rumour is true, would you sell and for what price? I say £7 million and by bye Nobby

-- De Builder (debuilder@hotmail.com), May 10, 2001"

-- Anonymous, January 02, 2005

Answers

Whistles nonchalantly

http://www.greenspun.com/bboard/q-and-a-fetch-msg.tcl?msg_id=005Xbr

-- Anonymous, January 02, 2005

And, of course, the best of the lot, from the man himself:

"I feared the worst on Friday, and now it is all but confirmed. Craig Bellamy, the Coventry City 'striker' has signed for an extortionate (alleged) 6 million pounds." Step forward Swifty - author of "The Darkest Day in NUFC History" thread!

-- Anonymous, January 02, 2005

wankers.

-- Anonymous, January 02, 2005