I am the Oracle. I am all knowing and all seeing. I also give great gay blowjobs and I have a bubble butt which likes to be filled with man-goo. AKOBADAGETH has a small cock, but I like to suck it anyway. Its much better than sucking off my dog.

-- Oracle (oracle@fake.com), November 10, 2004

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Interesting.

On a completely unrelated note, I think that there should be a mass delete of all posts and threads like this, and while we're at it, let's delete every post by Ack as well.

-- Pasta (ramen@noodles.com), November 10, 2004.

"I think that there should be a mass delete of all posts and threads like this, and while we're at it, let's delete every post by Ack as well."

You dont need to do that....you will only encourage him to keep on posting his garbage. He takes rejection as an invitation to spam. The lead post, however, is obviously a scam.

-- KOBE SBM (kobesbm@kobehq.com), November 10, 2004.

HEY DONT DELEET MY POSTS GUYZ! PLEEZE! I WILL POST ABOT SOMETHIGN OTHER THAN NEEGROZ! I HAVE LOTS OF OTHER INDUSPITABBLE FACKS! IT IS A PROOVEN FACT TAHT A TRIANGLE HAS 3 SIDES! ALSO ITS PROVEN THAT SHOES GO ON UR FEET! PROVE THAT WRONG ASSMUNCHES!

-- ASKMYDADFORSEX (ASKMYDADFORSEX@INDISPUTABLEFACTS.COM), November 10, 2004.

To Kobe SBM: Greetings from the Oracle. ALL OTHERS AVERT YOUR EYES. The Oracle has already visited your web site, viewed your postings on “Hate and Flame”, and reviewed many of your postings here on the LUSENET boards. You appear to be a most intelligent man (must be your white portion overriding the dark) and have a love for all things American.

Have you ever been exposed to the web site democraticundergound.com? There one may find the cesspool of society. You know, all the people your mother warned you about. It truly is a haven for the Communists and those with a homosexual agenda. Anti-Bush and Garret Ford would feel most comfortable over there. Some forum posters are advocating the loss of American military life in Iraq.

If you have not already had the pleasure, it really is worth a look.

-- Oracle (sitdown@backofthebus.com), November 10, 2004.

hey oracle, you know that by your posts one can determine that you are, indeed, a fag.

-- P Hizzy (nada@nada.Nada), November 11, 2004.

Well said P Hizzy. It also applies to AKOFAG and other white trash like it.

-- (AKO nas Whoreacle @RE dumb bitches.com), November 11, 2004.

Well, your other racial epithets towards me notwithstanding, I appreciate the information you have given me regarding that website. I have to agree with you, it must be destroyed.

"Have you ever been exposed to the web site democraticundergound.com? There one may find the cesspool of society. You know, all the people your mother warned you about. It truly is a haven for the Communists and those with a homosexual agenda. Anti-Bush and Garret Ford would feel most comfortable over there. Some forum posters are advocating the loss of American military life in Iraq."

I found exactly what you said I would find. KOBE will destroy that site.

-- KOBE SBM (kobesbm@kobehq.com), November 11, 2004.

Oracle and/or Kobe:

I went to that site, and I must admit that I'm a little afraid to look around it even though it looks pretty innocuous (on the left side, anyway). Sites with hyperlinks to places called "Cum", and "Anal Cum" tend to produce some pretty nasty pop-ups, and let's just say I'm not in a position to get caught with pop-ups like that on my screen. So I was wondering, is there any way you could paste some of the Communist propaganda here, or just give the URL that links directly to some of the Communist stuff? Any will do. No, I'm not a Communist and don't make any plans on becoming one, I was just curious. I think "alternative" political parties are interesting and part of the reason I came here was to learn more about them and their supporters. If you can't, that's cool. Thanks in advance.

Oh and before anybody suggests anything to the contrary, I am NOT gay and I have NO interest in seeing any homosexual material.

-- Pasta (ramen@noodles.com), November 11, 2004.

To Kobe SBM: Greetings from the Oracle. The Oracle is surprised that a man of your Internet caliber had no knowledge of this site’s existence.

My motive for directing you to the site in question was not for you to destroy it, but to have you see for yourself the sheer number of those who would weaken this country and bring this great land to its knees. By all means, destroy the site if you feel the need. However, you should consider the democraticunderground, particularly the forums, more like a living laboratory for those who which to study human nature and the “hive” mentality. Perhaps you will reconsider the sentence you passed upon them and agree with the Oracle that it is preferable to have these individuals confined in one place where a careful eye can be kept on them. You must remember, if you step on an ant’s nest, you will not eradicate them all and most will scatter to the four points of the compass.

They are in total lockstep with each other. DU does not allow dissention among the posters in the forum. If you were to post there you would be banned VERY quickly for your beliefs.

The Oracle also views an opposing site that pokes fun at these miscreants. This site is called conservativeunderground.com. In their forums they have a “Best and Worst of DU” board. It is really quite humorous to view some of the original DU postings along with the editorials. As you have found My appraisal concerning DU to be truthful, your faith in the Oracle will not be in any way diminished with My second recommendation of CU. After all, four out of five Negroes surveyed trust the Oracle.

-- Oracle (sitdown@backofthebus.com), November 11, 2004.

The Whoreacle is yet ANOTHER in a long line of weakest links. Another long ass boring posts that have absolutely NO relevance or substance, just like the other he/she/IT AKOBADAGETH.

Welcome to Loserville Whoreacle. Population: YOU!

-- (Fake ass @ addy.com), November 12, 2004.