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(cue Darth Vader theme) We, the all-powerful KOBEs, demand the following terms to be met if you want to keep your pitiful forum:
- Fall to your knees and pledge your loyality to the Republican Party, but not before pledging your loyality to the KOBEs
- Anti-Bush must step down as moderator, and then proceed to post a long, thoughtful essay pertaining to his love of the KOBE way (for extra credit, include several reasons why you hate Muslims).
- The title of this forum must be changed to Anarchy 2 (a whipping-boy for the awesome KOBEs, who have an infinitely pleasing selection of pornography)
These demands MUST be met by 12:00:00 AM on 8-25-2018, or else this forum will mysteriously vanish! Yeah, we kick that much ass. NEVER FUCK WITHTHE SITHA KOBE. * Joke
-- KOBE Dermond (dermondstate@citywoxley.org), October 17, 2004
Baha haa ha . Yeah, yeah, we get it. Kobes suck. Whatever, you're no better.
-- (u@suck.com), October 18, 2004.
Uhh... show yourself, please?
-- -- (dermondstate@citywoxley.org), October 18, 2004.
Hahahahaha... nice. Isn't that the truth. :)
-- U msut Feers Me (Dubyalovesblow00@hotmail.com), October 18, 2004.
Tags, close please.
-- -- (dermondstate@citywoxley.org), October 18, 2004.
suck my cock you you rotting maldorous pervert.
-- imbred twat (fuckyou@dickhead.com), October 18, 2004.
Titties.
-- . (.@..com), October 18, 2004.
Nipples.
-- . (.@..com), October 18, 2004.
Aha! Titties AND nipples!
-- . (.@..com), October 18, 2004.
See what happens to you the NEXT TIME you post at this forum, shitface.
-- KOBE Wesson (kobewesson@kobehq.com), October 18, 2004.
Me?
-- . (.@..com), October 18, 2004.
Yeah NOTHING that's what will happen.
-- (fuck_u_kobe_loser@u_suck.com), October 19, 2004.
The KOBE website is probably the least impressive thing I have ever seen on the internet. The forums consist almost entirely of maybe 2 or 3 guys just talking back and forth about how much they would like to wipe the president's ass and kill a foriegner. The site is so horrible it could almost be a Something Awful parody, or awful link of the day.Oh well, it must suck (literally) to be them.
-- WesK (kinsler1@hotmail.com), October 19, 2004.
"See what happens to you the NEXT TIME you post at this forum, shitface."Oh, I hope it won't be anything like what happened to the forum last time we pissed you off, oh majestic KOBE!
Wait, my bad...NOTHING HAPPENED.
SUCK IT, KOBE!
-- Anti-bush (Comrade_bleh@hotmail.com), October 20, 2004.
I do think the moderators on this bored should start backing up their files in case something does happen.
-- lt. breeden (Annunaki God@aol.com), October 20, 2004.