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Well well, if it aint Little Lord Fondleford, spewing his trashy metrosexual pickup lines-trying to be oh so alluring and unobvious, punting for young bum. We reconize the chicken hawk by the claw. You just can't hide what you are Garret no matter how hard you try, because you suck so bad. PUNK!

-- FC (roehm@yahoogroups.com), September 27, 2004

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Listen up Jake you sick pervert! We're getting tired of your trashing people in the forums! You have posted nothing of ANY relevance to the forums whatsoever and trashing others with your impersonations of others, you coward!!! It's YOU that's the metrosexual punk, you pervert! I think the moderator will agree with me when I say you WILL get what's coming to you in a court of Law.

-- Garret Ford (Parallax281457689@Yahoo.com), September 28, 2004.

OK, Jake or Axel or whoever the hell this is. We are tired of this shit fucker. You either join in the fun, or quit pissing in the punch.

If you want to be a nice boy, remember I will give you a handful of cash if you let me sniff your ass, even if it's full of gas! I don't mind paying for gash as long as it's class!

-- Little Ford Fondleboys (WhatdoIhavetopay@toSniffyourButttoday.com), September 28, 2004.


Oopsie I should say I don't paying HARD in cash, as long as it's not a soft gash!

-- $$$ 4 (_!_) (WhatdoIhavetopay@toSniffyourButttoday.com), September 28, 2004.

If you are tired of that "shit-fucker." Maybe you should give your ass a rest, before someone's dick brakes...or just falls off-in your mouth.

-- (itsamuddybluttyworld@sanfranciscoclinics.gov), September 28, 2004.

To All Adult Readers: Greetings from the Oracle. By now, you must certainly have determined that removing your Google filter and searching for "Garret Ford" produces no search results worth mentioning. Even if they had, the Oracle realizes that you are all smart enough to disregard the results as homophobic propaganda strategically placed by the Oracle's online friends. The Oracle confesses that he has no life, and all his days are spent combing the forums at LUSENET, hoping to find some glimmer of something pertinent to race. The Oracle remains quiet for weeks at a time until some topic that can be construed as racial in nature presents itself. The Oracle then hops on said topic, usually posted by some prepubescent Mexican or Negro (sometimes months ago) and debates with them on the ins and outs of being born white, despite the fact that most of them will never see the Oracle's answers.

The Oracle has not yet made one valid point on any issue not pertaining to race, and is usually made to look quite foolish when he gives his views on anything but. The Oracle now seems to have run out of things to talk about. Noone on this thread has mentioned race, therefore the Oracle has no opinion. The Oracle now leaves you all to your own devices, and hopes that you will ban His ass if he ever shows back up.

-- Oracle (sitdown@backofthebus.com), October 01, 2004.



...or you could just click on the link called PUNK!

-- M Jordan (hmha@yahoo.com), October 01, 2004.

I apoligize for that angry and bad obvious impersonation. You see I have not had my fill of long black shlong this week, and have gotten quite short and tempered. When I heard someone say punk, I thought they were mocking me. I do things with the bros but it's just to realive that male tension of being together. We aren't gay or anything.

When I look back I still don't feel like a punk, I am tough and what I do I do with my home boys. Wait is that what a punk is? Now when they say "pass the Naveho, negro" I take it with ease. I'm part of the club

-- M (hmha@yahoo.com), October 01, 2004.


I apoligize for that angry and bad obvious impersonation. You see I have not had my fill of long black shlong this week, and have gotten quite short and tempered. When I heard someone say punk, I thought they were mocking me. I do things with the bros but it's just to realive that male tension of being together. We aren't gay or anything. I have no use for Vanilla boys like the Oracle, they have nothing to offer me. And get short with their antics.

When I look back I still don't feel like a punk, I am tough and what I do I do with my home boys. Wait is that what a punk is? Now when they say "pass the Naveho, negro" I take it with ease. I'm part of the club

-- M (hmha@yahoo.com), October 01, 2004.


Well of course. No fucking punk think that they're punks! It's just so obvious for the rest of the world that they are.

-- (sickened@thiswholediscussion.com), October 01, 2004.

No not to everyone. Not to a broad who's tasteless and stupid. But they find out.

First you have to have a definition of a punk or anything else, then put that person in that category.

And Garret, obviously no one gives a shit. What a thrill this must give you, it's like bragging that all these men are paying attention to you. Quit whinning. Get a life sissy!!

-- Mr. Man (*@!.^!), October 01, 2004.



Losers.

-- (Trolls@R Scum.com), October 03, 2004.

To M: Greetings from the Oracle. The Oracle fails to fathom your logic in your previous posts. Clicking on the aforementioned link entitled "PUNK" produces many pictures including automobiles and black and white family photographs. Do you mean to tell the Oracle that in between fondling other men that Mr. Ford finds time to race cars in the dirt? Do you mean to tell the Oracle that the black and white photo produced contains an image of Mr. Ford? Do you mean to tell the Oracle that it is indeed Mr. Ford on the cover of "Stag Show"?

While you are obviously of low mental caliber, M, the Oracle urges you to use at least a minute amount of common sense. Should this be beyond your scope and depth, the Oracle will be most unsuprised indeed, and invites you to continue posting this link everywhere so that your lack of anything resembling intelligence will be on exhibit for LUSENET readers on all forums.

-- Oracle (sitdown@backofthebus.com), October 04, 2004.


WTF are you talking about orifice? I got the same results from simply clicking on that link, then when I took those steps to do your suggested search, if only you knew how to insert a link. Which gives explicit instruction how to do so on the bottom of every board on this server. See if you can find it. And there was no fondling in any of those pictures. To word it how you would. The one from the greenspun server that the search of "Garret Ford" produced could help explain why our Mr. Ford on this Greenspun server has a such a filthy mouth.

Unless of course you're just that disgusting M faggot, anyways.

-- (wtf@ca.poop), October 04, 2004.


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