Please post your email address below. Thanks.

-- Anonymous, September 10, 2004

Answers

It's 4:00! I'm the first one! Yay.

-- Anonymous, September 16, 2004

5:42...#2!

-- Anonymous, September 16, 2004

Ha I may be third but I beat 16 people(I think)

-- Anonymous, September 16, 2004

Ha I may be third but I still beat 16 people(I think)

-- Anonymous, September 16, 2004

Here are 10 questions to ponder: 1) If a cow laughed, would milk come out of its nose? 2) If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from? 3) Why do they have braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? 4) Why do they report power outages on TV? 5) Did you know half of all people are below average? 6) Why isn't "phonetic" spelled the way it sounds? 7) Why is "abbreviation" such a long word? 8) What's another word for "thesarus"? 9) If at first you don't succeed, should you REALLY try your hand at skydiving? 10) Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

Have fun doing homework and stuff like that!

-- Anonymous, September 16, 2004

"If you teach a child what to think, you make him a slave of your knowledge; however, if you teach a child how to thing, you make all knowledge his slave." Robert Tait

-- Anonymous, September 16, 2004

Hmmm, clever and pithy...

clever and pithy...

Nope. Nothing coming.

*searches internet for something clever and pithy*

AHA! *ahem*

"Don't take life seriously. No one makes it out alive." -Anon.

-- Anonymous, September 16, 2004

I have something stupid to say! Here goes:

A recent survey has concluded that 3/4 of people make up 75% of the Earth's total population.

Ta da! All done! *takes a bow*

-- Anonymous, September 16, 2004

i'd like to take this time to thank the cave man who found out rocks werent food. thanks man we owe you one.

-- Anonymous, September 16, 2004

uhh, lets try this:

No Habla Ingles.

-- Anonymous, September 16, 2004

Socrates is cool (can't think of anything else to say)

-- Anonymous, September 17, 2004

Let's see...ok so i cant think of ANYTHING To say and I'm going to fall asleep, so yay, GO 8th period WOO!

-- Anonymous, September 17, 2004

Here's something stupid that you can waste your time reading: "A disturbing study discovers that studies are disturbing." OK, I know it was stupid, but that's what we were supposed to post, right???

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2004

I couldn't pick just one so i have twice the enlightenment! Advice is like snow - the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper in sinks into the mind. (Samuel Taylor Coleridge) The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. (Robert Frost)

-- Anonymous, September 19, 2004

weekends are fun! Why do they have to end? Oh well, sorry i posted a little late

-- Anonymous, September 19, 2004

here's one that Ben forgot. Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

-- Anonymous, September 20, 2004

Here's a quote for all you guys. "I was one of the last to post my e-mail." I must sulk in misery. Here's a real one, "Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason." Jerry Seinfeld

-- Anonymous, September 20, 2004

I'm first from the bottom of the page! "...You'll see it's true An ape like me Can learn to be human, too"- The King of Swingers ... of course.

-- Anonymous, September 20, 2004

well heres a seinfeld for you "you cant double dip the chip"

-- Anonymous, September 22, 2004

"A blind man picks up a cracker and says, 'Who wrote this nonsense??'."

-- Anonymous, September 29, 2004

I posted because I didnt recieve e-mails from Mr. Waller everyone else did, then I wondered why, and saw this thread, so I posted.

-- Anonymous, December 13, 2004