My garage is full of frogs and salamanders. Their skin is designed for watery places. In my garage you do not belong, and why you are there, I am not certain. However, it is a garage, and it is filled with chemicals. Paint, paint thinner, oil, gasoline, kerosene, tire cleaner, and bleach, to name a few. I will concoct a potion on your heads made of these. I will dump the chemicals on you until you all barf your guts out. Then, a match will I light, and droppeth it onto you. I am certain that a frog wet from all these chemicals and full of Alka-Seltzer and firecrackers will burn and explode like a burning explosive. Hence, my garage will be rid forevermore of vermin and amphibians.

-- Jaidev (j-jaster@yahoo.com), August 19, 2004

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