Was primed to abuse Anal Oliver and his hunches, but can't get on. Maybe a good thing.

-- Anonymous, July 21, 2004

Answers

HaHA

2-1 we beat the SCMU 2-1 Yers can give it bu yers cannot ferkin taaake it.

2-1 FTM NE TOP DOGS

-- Anonymous, July 21, 2004

Yup and my connection is too slow for this bugga.

-- Anonymous, July 21, 2004

My God, Lurker! How long have you been hanging around waiting to make a lightening fast response?! Shows a degree of determination.

-- Anonymous, July 21, 2004

Who is "SCMU"? Is that the US A-league team the Mackems lost to recently? ;-)

-- Anonymous, July 21, 2004

Yup I can't get on either, that mackem lurker post has cracked me up....sad or what...nearly as sad as shags spending most of his time reading the tripe on RTG ;)

-- Anonymous, July 22, 2004

Conjured up a Robinson Crusoe type picture of a bedraggled figure, in a tattered red and white shirt, complete with two years growth of beard, jumping up and down at the sight of a ship on the horizon. (:o)

-- Anonymous, July 22, 2004

Highly amusing but you can't help but suspect that the two first postings were by one and the same person ;-)

-- Anonymous, July 22, 2004

Aw, don`t spoil my fun, Softie! (;o)

-- Anonymous, July 22, 2004

Aye NOTBBC has died again. It was working late last night but VERY ponderously. I persevered long enough to post the url & password for this place for posters like Haswell who wasn't around when we were here, but they may not have been able to get on there to see it.

-- Anonymous, July 22, 2004

Still down. My memory might be defective, but is this one of the longest periods we've been without Rob S's good ship NOTBBC?

-- Anonymous, July 22, 2004

I think we lost it for a couple of days once when he had ISP problems but its very rare...

-- Anonymous, July 22, 2004

You can all bugger off my private forum! I come on here every couple of days to keep it alive, no one bothers, then all of a sudden cyber squatters everywhere.

Well I have had enough, I am off for a cyber eviction notice. And you can take your makem mate with you. ( I don't mean Gav)

-- Anonymous, July 22, 2004

Sorry gusty, can we pay you some kind of rent? I've got a couple of spare pubes you could glue to your head....

-- Anonymous, July 22, 2004

Hello Peeps. Just made the lifeboat after being marrooned darn sarf in Lahndaan.

-- Anonymous, July 22, 2004

Just resetting me cookies ;-)

-- Anonymous, July 22, 2004

Just had problems logging on here now!!!

It doesn't look as though many have made the lifeboat.

Does anyone have Red Robbo's e-mail addy? If so, can they e-mail him and find out what the hell is going on? This isn't life or death - it's far more serious than that!!

-- Anonymous, July 22, 2004

aave bee stuck here fer three yers lyke. Nee way oot. Wot's gannin on? Have wers won the league yet?

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPERKEV! CHEER UP PETER RIED! NE TOP DOGS!!1

-- Anonymous, July 22, 2004

Seems OK for me - but as you say Clarky, neebody to taak to. And I'm off soon (tho Geordie is threatening to come on board)

-- Anonymous, July 22, 2004

New message saying power cut of ISP and normal service should be resumed in a bit.

-- Anonymous, July 22, 2004

That message to be found at:

http://www.notbbc.co.uk/

We could have had a whip round of loose change for the meter...

-- Anonymous, July 22, 2004

I've just got it but couldn't do anything so it must be close.

-- Anonymous, July 22, 2004

I just accessed our BBS and a news bulletin forum came up?

-- Anonymous, July 22, 2004

Now it logs onto loads of different fora. It's like a geek dream.

-- Anonymous, July 22, 2004

Found Ya.

-- Anonymous, July 22, 2004

These other BBS's look so much better than ours. But I can't click on the thread links.

-- Anonymous, July 22, 2004

'...nearly as sad as shags spending most of his time reading the tripe on RTG.'

Not this time. This time I've been savouring the sour grapes of Smogside:

http://boards.rivals.net/default.asp?sid=892&p=16&style=2&forumId=6499&action=1&replytoid=2130256449

and

http://boards.rivals.net/default.asp?sid=892&p=16&style=2&forumId=6499&action=1&replytoid=2130252440

-- Anonymous, July 22, 2004

You do like to torture yourself mate...mind you their actually sounded like a couple of sensible smogs on there...very unlike the level of debate you see on RoseTintedGoggles

-- Anonymous, July 22, 2004

Just logged on to Notbbc and it gave me comedy forum. Just like reading Gav and Screacher posts, but funnier!

-- Anonymous, July 22, 2004