Nothing against newbies. I once was one myself. This really entertained me:

http://sofinesjoyfulmoments.com/tippy.htm

Tippy the insane calf

-- Little Bit Farm (littlebitfarm@itlnet.net), January 12, 2004

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Boy you are right about that! However life would not be near so entertaining without them!

Little Bit farm

-- Little Bit Farm (littlebit@brightok.net), February 06, 2004.

I may never quit laughing but....I do know what that type of fear is like - LOL. Of course, these stories are always a lot funnier when they happened to someone else :-).

-- (aunt_tm@hotmail.com), January 12, 2004.