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"Top Ten Questions Asked by Saddam Hussein When He Was Captured"

From the December 15 Late Show with David Letterman, the "Top Ten Questions Asked by Saddam Hussein When He Was Captured."

10. "Be honest...have you ever seen a nicer spider hole than this?"

9. "Who's got a coat hanger -- this beard itches like you wouldn't believe!"

8. "Anyone have a mint?"

7. "Is this about the illegal music downloads?"

6. "Am I going to be on 'Cops'?"

5. "Which describes me better right now -- 'haggard' or 'grizzled'?"

4. "How did you get past my impenetrable styrofoam brick?"

3. "Do I get the 25-million-dollar reward?"

2. "How's the war going?"

1. "Will you go easy on me if I tell you where Martha Stewart is hiding?"

-- Anonymous, December 16, 2003


RP -

Leno's monologue was equally funny as well. Thanks to Saddam's surrender the late-night talk hosts will have more fodder to feed the ratings demands. QED

-- Anonymous, December 17, 2003

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