The following is the first installment of the Real World Chronicles (RWC). A RWC is where the characters from DBZ are faced with everyday problems/situations. This idea also came off of the same site I got the Addictions from. Unlike the addictions however, the RWC are taken directly from the site. In other words, I DO NOT CLAIM TO BE THE ORIGINAL AUTHOR OF ANY RWC I MAY POST.

For the curious, the site I got all of this stuff from is www.gotenksarchives.com Unfortunately, it shut down years ago, so only try going to it if you think I'm a liar... or if you like wasting time.

Now on to the main event:

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Attendant: Hi. Welcome to Super Sam's Sappy Burger, can I take your order?

(Vegeta sits in the driver's seat, Bulma next to him, Fat Buu and

Trunks in the middle seat, Yajirobe and Goten sit in the back of their mini-van)

Vegeta: Yeah, uuh I'll have the Saucy Sandwich with Super Sam's Sunday Salad.

Bulma: Don't forget the Sour Sauce

Vegeta: I'll give you sour sauce (grumbles)

Attendant: Werr derrr bee anything errrse?

Vegeta: What?! I can't understand you.

(Fat Buu wiggles in his seat growing impatient, chanting "Sappy Sauce, Sappy Sauce.")

Yajirobe: I want the Dunky Donuts with Poppin Pasteries

Attendant: Wee don have Poppin pasterrr

Vegeta: What the hell is he saying?!

Trunks: Mom, daddy said hell

Bulma: Vegeta, don't cuss, just speak louder

Vegeta: I'm speaking as loud as I can! (yells at the clown face) Just give me a Saucy Sandwich with Super Salad!

Goten: Don't forget my Sappy Meal, I want my toy!

Trunks: Yeah me too I want a Sappy meal with extra Soy Sauce

Fat Buu: Mmmm Sappy Sauce, Sappy Sauce

Bulma: Just order Vegeta

Vegeta: Damn it I'm trying! These names are so stupid, they're making my head hurt

Fat Buu: Sappy Sauce, Sappy Sauce (looks hungrily at Yajirobe)

Attendant: Nnrrrr ferrr gnnaarrr hheeee

Vegeta: (goes Super Saiya-jin) This is stupid! I can't understand a word you say!

Yajirobe: I want my Damn Dunky Donuts!

Vegeta: I can tell you where to shove your damn Dunky Donuts!

Bulma: Vegeta!

Vegeta: Argh! (shoots a ki blast blowing up the clown head)

Goten: He killed Super Sam! (starts crying)

Fat Buu: Sappy Sauce, Sappy Sauce (looks at Yajirobe)

Yajirobe: Oh no not again! (struggles to escape from the back seat) Damn child proof locks!

Fat Buu: (turns Yajirobe into a hamburger) Sappy Sauce, Sappy Sauce

Vegeta: That's it! (yells at the headless clown) I want one saucy sandwich with a Super Sam's Sunday Salad, two Sappy Meals with extra Soy Sauce, two packets of Sappy Sauce, an order of Dunky Donuts plus some Poppin Pasteries. (shoots his face to Bulma, his face covered in veins) You... want anything dear?

Bulma: N..no Vegeta nothing for me

Attendant: Thank you please drive around to the front

Bulma: On second thought I'll have a Sappy Sour Soda

Vegeta: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrghghghghghghgh!!!!!!!!

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That's it. Hope you like it.

**Moderator** Don't forget to try and answer the people here that seek for help. The more we help, the bigger our forum will get. They ask us for guidance, so lets give them guidance.

-- )v(ajin\/egita (dbz4@thevortex.com), December 16, 2003

Answers

=P

-- ~*AngelGoten*~ (angelgoten@hotmail.com), December 17, 2003.

Oh God, that was HILARIOUS!!! I'm laughing sooooo hard! You should write more stuff like that!

-Yonk

-- Yonk (TrunksandGoten@ChibisareKawaii.chibis), December 19, 2003.

I am not the author of the R.W.C posts (read my first paragraph). I got it from a website that's no longer online. I will, however, post more as soon as enough people have read this one.

-- )v(ajin\/egita (Info@smserve.co.za), December 19, 2003.

Great Guardians!!!!!! That is one of the FUNNIEST things I've ever read!!!^^ *is laughing til I'm crying*

-- Garret Ford (Parallax281457689@Yahoo.com), December 19, 2003.

that was funny dude

-- Darkrun (BigElildark@cox-internet.com), August 19, 2004.

If you haven't already read this, do it now.

-- )v(ajin\/egita (info@smserve.co.za), November 10, 2004.