99 towels and sheets on the line, 99 towels and sheeeeeeets... no forum to check inbetween hanging laundry, the forum is on the freeeeeeetz. AIGH.

-- Vera Hannah (tiergarten@cybertrails.com), September 09, 2003

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<>pre 98 yards of roe to hoe, 98 more yards to hoe, 98 more yards of roe to hoe, As I sing my song of woe.

-- Don Armstrong (from Australia) (darmst@yahoo.com.au), September 09, 2003.

99 bunnies to feed this fine morn, 99 bunnies to feed... sadly, once all the bunnies are fed, there'll still be no forum to read.

-- Vera Hannah (tiergarten@cybertrails.com), September 09, 2003.

...make that 97 bunnies - sheesh.

-- Vera Hannah (tiergarten@cybertrails.com), September 09, 2003.

96 logs to split, 96 logs to split, splittin the logs with no reward, cuz i cant get on the board!!

-- russell crawford (posifour11@yahoo.com), September 09, 2003.

Sheesh, HT is up and down like a bride's nightie.

I should probably have been hoeing rows, shouldn't I? Otherwise the fish are likely to object.

95 BROWN bottles waiting on the shelf, 95 brown bottles in a row, 95 brown bottles of beer for myself, but two weeks aging still to go.

-- Don Armstrong (from Australia) (darmst@yahoo.com.au), September 09, 2003.

ROFLMBO - Don, are you sure you didn't sneak one of them brown bottles?? Hehehe... brides with a nightie on... BRIDES WEAR NIGHTIES??? FOR REAL??? Does that mean we have a shy forum to reassure? LOL!

-- Vera Hannah (tiergarten@cybertrails.com), September 09, 2003.

94 endless hours to wait, 94 endless hours, I think of the downed forum day and night - and even while I showers!

-- Vera Hannah (tiergarten@cybertrails.com), September 10, 2003.

93 cups of worms to add to the seven already packed in the case . 93 more cups of worms...

-- Jay Blair in N. AL (jayblair678@yahoo.com), September 10, 2003.

92 impatient single folk asking 92 times a dayyyyyy, "Hey there, Chuck, what's up with the forum?!", and Chuck can only sayyyyyyyyy -

"WE'RE WORKING ON IT, PEOPLE!" (at least I hope that's what he's saying... *grin*)

-- Vera Hannah (tiergarten@cybertrails.com), September 10, 2003.

Oh the heck with it - wouldn't it just give you the Severe Heavy Intestinal Torments?

91 forum members clawing at the walls, 91 regulars screaming through the halls, 91 irregulars right out of their wits, 91 homesteaders with cases of the "severe gastric disturbances".

-- Don Armstrong (from Australia) (darmst@yahoo.com.au), September 10, 2003.

90 big elk in my headlights tonight, 90 big elk on the road... weaved around them as I raced home to find that the forum DOES LOAD!! YEAH!!

-- Vera Hannah (tiergarten@cybertrails.com), September 11, 2003.

89 times trying access the site and nothing but "this page cannot be displayed". I was down to just a couple of nerves left and they too are getting frayed.

-- Jay Blair in N. AL (jayblair678@yahoo.com), September 11, 2003.

88 pounds of zucchini to grate, my back is about to crack, my hands look like dead fish but I don't care 'cause the forum is back on track!

Well, mostly anyway :o)

-- Vera Hannah (tiergarten@cybertrails.com), September 11, 2003.

87 green bottles hanging in the hall right beside my hea..ead banging on the wall and if one green bottle should accidentally drop there'll be blood on the carpet before the actions stop

Arghhh!

-- `·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·-> Don Armstrong (Australia) (darmst@yahoo.com.au), September 19, 2003.

86 crashes in two short weeks' time, 86 nights of "oh sheee-it" - I'm ready to ask for a green or brown bottle and have a frustrated feeeee- it!

-- Vera Hannah (tiergarten@cybertrails.com), September 19, 2003.