Did you ever wonder.....?

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Monday morning "wake-up" call everyone :-)!!!

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt." Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! Can blind people see their dreams? If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse? Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Stop singing and read on.......... Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? :-) :-)

-- Anonymous, August 11, 2003

Answers

I just wonder sometimes how the first sheep intenstine condom came to be . eeeeeeeeewwwwwww :>)

-- Anonymous, August 11, 2003

Eeeeewwwww for me too, Jay!!!! BTW everyone, sorry that post came through all "together". I guess I didn't leave enough room for paragraphs!

-- Anonymous, August 11, 2003

Hey I ALWAYS point at my crotch when I want to know where a bathroom is!.....Doesn't everyone? come to think about it nobody ever invites me over...Hmmm

Sheep intestines? Shoot and I thought they were latex! Where Do you buy your stuff from Jay?

-- Anonymous, August 11, 2003


You guys are a riot!

-- Anonymous, August 12, 2003

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