something stuck in the exhaust

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i want to know why somebody trying to change their pistons would stick there dick in there exhaust.....never heard of that.......mike dadamo must be 1 stupid nigger....well if you have an answer to my question tell me....payce johny d

-- Johny D (gtcolts5@aol.com), August 07, 2003

Answers

well first of all i told u i was board so i just got a lil jiggy wit my d bike i mean it felt so good i was fucken the shit out it haha i dident even use a condem and then i gized all over it omg it was so good i cant wait to do it again and im not a nigger i am a white boy nigaaaaaaa

-- mikey D'adamo (Bullrush705@aol.com), August 07, 2003.

if u want u can call me with an answer and ask for angelo my # is 856 939 8010 thank you

-- Johny D (gtcolts5@aol.com), August 07, 2003.

I HATE YOU MIKE, YA KNOW, ITS NOT AT ALL SURPRISING THAT YOU WOULD STICK YOUR DICK IN A TAIL PIPE, ITS PROBABLY THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN GET YOURSELF OFF. YOU PROBABLY COULDN'T GET A PORN STAR OFF. YOU MAKE ME SICK. I HOPE YOU DIE SO I CAN COME TO YOUR FUNERAL AND PISS ON YOUR CORPSE! MOTHER FUCKER! YOU FUCKIN PISS ME OFF SO FUCKIN MUCH THAT I WANT TO CAMDEN, IF THAT IS WHERE YOUR REALLY FROM , AND BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN , YOU ASSHOLE!!!

-- Luke of Hazleburg (I HATE D'ADAMO @AOL.COM), August 07, 2003.

hey lukey suck my fucken dick u cock sucken dick lover i will fuck u up sp bad its not even funny ill round house u right in the fucken eye and u will run homee to ur slut mom cryen bitch ps fuck uuuuu

-- mike d'adamo (bullrush705@aol.com), August 07, 2003.

guess im not the only exhaust fucker around here ne way i hate u all fuck you bitches suck my 3" diameter 6 foot long dick

-- Michael T Jenkins (bob123456@hotmail.com), August 11, 2003.


i love u Michael T Jenkins

-- Mikey D'Adamo (bullrush705@aol.com), August 11, 2003.

I was having anal sex with a bloke the other night when he suggested that I put my penis in his go-kart exhaust pipe. It was very rusty and it hurt a lot. He told me to keep going while he did me in the arse but he did me so hard that my dick got stuck. I would suggest that you do not try this as it is very uncomfortable.

-- Shaun "I'll stick my dick in a guys arse" Martin (My name is Shaun Martin and I am Gay @the anal club.com), November 05, 2003.

I think you are wrong Shaun. I enjoy exhaust fucking. When I cum it feels so much nicer in the exhaust than in a guy's arse.

-- Dean "More" Cum (Dean Morecum@arse fuckers annonymous.com), November 05, 2003.

I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT i THINK i'M SO GAY FOR USING CAPS LOCK ALL THE TIME, SO i'D LIKE TO SAY i'M SORRY AND i'LL STOP. There. Down in hazleburg there aren't any chicks. They all ran away back in '86 because everyone was such a homo. They also hated racist bastards like me. So now we're all just gay here in Hazelburg and we like to do go-carts when we get tired of guys. My wang is too small though, so I do model aeroplanes instead. PS I adore Mike Dadamo.

-- Luke of Hazelburg (luke_likes_nigga_wangs@aol.com), November 08, 2003.

Hello again. I was just wondering if anyone was intersested in getting together for some anal sex. Or we could stick our dicks in a go-kart exhaust. At the urging of my anal sex buddy I tried this. It hurt the first time but now I quite enjoy it. It is also fun to receive anal sex while licking the guys balls and ejaculating into a go-kart exhaust. Your online anal buddy, Shaun "I'll stick my dick in a guys arse" Martin.

-- Shaun "I'll stick my dick in a guys arse" Martin (My name is Shaun Martin and I am gay@the anal club.com), November 10, 2003.


Hey Shaun, good to see some more homo's on here. I'm glad you've discovered the joys of a go-cart exhaust as well. If you're ever in Hazleburg, look me up. I work at the gas station on main street every week day (for the rest of my life). If you don't catch me, don't worry, all of Hazleburg is gay - no chicks at all. I hope you like nigga wang tho'.

-- Eric of Hazleburg (Eric@hazleburg.com), November 11, 2003.

I love having anal sex with niggers. My current anal buddy is chinese, but I'm sure he wouldn't mind if I dropped by your place one day for some nigger wang. Your online anal buddy, Shaun "I'll stick my dick in a guys arse" Martin

-- Shaun "I'll stick my dick in a guys arse" Martin (My name is Shaun Martin and I am Gay@the anal club.com), November 11, 2003.

hey shaun, sounds great. Maybe you could bring your chinese anal buddy along to Hazleburg and we could have a threesome, mabye even a foursome at the gas station. There's so amny cars coming to the gas station everyday - all those exhaust pipes make me so randy. One time I got so randy, I snuck behind this guy's BMW and had sex with his exhaust pipe. The guy caught me, but it was late at night and he was gay, so he decided to take me from behind becuase my nigger wang (massive) was stuck in the exhaust pipe. He turned on his engine and it blasted my wang out and it was so good yeah. I love hazleburg, so much crazy stuff goes on here. I love the chinese as well, I hope he has SARS, becuase I got it like twice from this chinese guy from ballsex, and it was so good. Anal sex is best with sars.

-- Eric of Hazleburg (eric@hazleburg.com), December 13, 2003.

Once I stuck my dads exhaust pipe in my pussy, while it was still warm. I must admit, it felt so fucking good, i might go off men altogether!

-- Willa Hesketh (suger_and_spice333@hotmail.com), January 25, 2004.

Sorry I haven't written lately but I have been in China visting my anal buddy's family. We had a drunken orgy with his brothers the firt night we arrived. I have also been having lots of exhaust sex and have also discovered the joys of having sex with animals. My anal buddy and I are off to the public toilets now because we recently sucked off some homeless guys there the other day and they have invited us back for some anal sex.

-- Shaun "I'll stick my dick in a guys arse" Martin (My name is Shaun Martin and I am gay@the anal club.com), February 23, 2004.


Im a homo but i have never had but sex and ive never heard of exaustsex either.

-- Brent Brown (bbrown@bigpond.com), February 23, 2004.

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