Okay, you guys take a break and LAUGH for just a few minutes! (These are REALLY funny)

How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity > > 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. > > 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. > > 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. > > 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in" > > 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. > > 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors." > > 7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy." > > 8. Don't use any punctuation marks > > 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. > > 10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. > > 11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." > > 12. Sing along at the opera. > > 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. > > 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day. > > 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. > > 16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim. > > 17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!, I won! 3rd time this week!!!!!" ---I LOVE THIS ONE!!!!!! > > 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!" > > 19. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." > > And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity....... > > 20. Send this to everyone in your address book, even if they sent it to you or asked you not to send them stuff like this.

-- Gail (rothfarms@socket.net), June 25, 2003

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I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT...the only thing is Gail, here in California if I sat in my car pointing a hair dryer at passing cars I'd either get blown to smitherenes by a drive-by gang or swarmed in upon by the local s.w.a.t team!

.. so ya know there is something about 'getting out of the box' and doing things out of the ordinary once in awhile to spice up life!! Thanks for that refresher course. I'm going to the beach today. Packin up my towel and suntan lotion and hangin' out at the ocean.

p.s. if I would've told my kids 'one of you'll have to go..' my oldest son would've been the first to say 'see ya' on his way out the door. .. I can laugh now..

-- Tee Heeter (Rodntee4Jesus@aol.com), June 25, 2003.

Very cute, Gail. Thanks!
JFG

-- J. F. Gecik (jfgecik@hotmail.com), June 25, 2003.

I like this. I also like Tom Digby of Los Angeles's stuff. If you can get past your probable dislike of his lifestyle, he has some wonderful fun stuff on his website. One of these was the United Nuts of Los Angeles, sanity check section or something like that.

-- Sean Cleary (seanearlyaug@juno.com), July 24, 2003.