Pres. Bush talks to grade schoolers [political humor] : LUSENET : Beyond the Sidewalks : One Thread

President Bush was visiting a grade school this week, talking to the children about the war on terrorism. When he got done speaking, there was a question and answer period for the children.

One little boy raised his hand, and the President pointed to him and asked what his name was.

'Timmy!' said the little boy.

"Well, Timmy" said President Bush "What's is your question".

"Actually, I have three questions." replied Timmy.

"First, why did we attack Iraq without the U.N.'s backing? "Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? "And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Ladin?"

Just then, the bell rang.

"Well Timmy, those are very good questions, but we'll have to do more questions and answers after recess."

The children all went out of the room and to the playground for half an hour, then returned. Once again, the President asked if any of the children had questions, and a boy raised his hand.

"What's your name, son?" asked Bush.

"Stevie." was the reply.

"Well, Stevie," said the President. "What is your question?"

"Actually, I have five questions." replied Stevie.

"First, why did we attack Iraq without the U.N.'s backing?
"Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
"Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Ladin?
"Fourth, why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early?"
"And fifth, what happened to Timmy?"

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-- Anonymous, May 25, 2003


snicker...I like that.

Good, jokes, I was going to post this one so now I can add it on. It was in Reader's Digest.

A man is standing on the curb, getting ready to cross the street. As soon as he steps down onto the pavement, a car comes screaming straight at him.

The man picks up speed, but so does the car. So the man turns around and heads back, but the car changes lanes and keeps coming.

Now the vehicle is so close and the pedestrian is so scared that he freezes in the middle of the intersection. The car closes in on him then swerves at the last possible moment and screeches to a halt.

The driver rolls down the window. Behind the wheel is a squirrel.

"See," sneers the squirrel, "it's not as easy as it looks, is it?"

-- Anonymous, May 25, 2003

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