Some Spurs fan on Football365 called Sophie Taggart whining on about how they will probably lose 5-0 to Newcastle on Sunday. They are playing Blackburn. How can they possibly be in such a slump with fanatics like this supporting them?

-- Anonymous, May 07, 2003

Answers

The result at Boro has obviously addled her brain.

On the other hand, perhaps she was at the game, and the smog has mutated a few million brain cells.

I gather Sheri Teddingham is to be released at the end of the season. That should reduce the average age by 3 years or so.

-- Anonymous, May 07, 2003