It's the battle of the next ten seconds! It won't be on Pay TV! It won't be in any arena! It's Super Smash Morons Melee! Today's match... The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles V.S. the Sailor Scouts. Again we have another crazy fight. The question is, as always, who's gonna win this one?!

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2003

Answers

I'm leaning towards the scouts. They have all their magic crap.

Although the Turtles are friggen ninjas. And we all know that ninjas have REAL ULTIMATE POWER.(http://www.realultimatepower.net/)

-- Anonymous, February 20, 2003

I'm leaning towards The Sailor Senshi, although I do like The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Now, if they teamed up, THAT would be kickin'!! ^^

-- Anonymous, March 23, 2003

Ninja Turtles Kick Ass! They'd win! And I doubt that the Sailor Scouts could defeat those robot ninja suits the TMNTurtles got in in one episode. Now that I think About it though, G Gundam's Suits are based on the same principle as the TMNT suits, but I think the Turtle suits came first, so they are the originals.

-- Anonymous, March 27, 2003

Deathschythe, I think you're right, but when it comes down to ninjas, I'd place my bet on this guy.... The Batman! He's extremely well- trained in the various martial arts and he's probably overqualified as a ninja. He could give The Ninja Turtles a good run for their money, and he could definitely finess The Sailor Senshi.^^ Did I mention that The Batman is filthy rich?^^ Ok, enough from this dumb fanboy. ^^()

-- Anonymous, March 29, 2003

I've never thought of Batman as a ninja, but I guess he would win in a 1v1 fight against any turtle. But not all 4!

-- Anonymous, March 30, 2003

I don't know about that. The Batman DID take on several ninjas by himself and defeated them all. AND he didn't kill any of them.^^

-- Anonymous, April 03, 2003

Those must have been ordinary henchmen ninjas, not superhero Ninja Turtles. I'd give Batman the edge over 2 or 3 but not all four. His best chance would probably be to outwit them. As to the original question, I give Ninja Turtles the win over Sailor Scouts simply because they're SO much cooler!

-- Anonymous, April 03, 2003

Good point. Although I DO like The Sailor Senshi (Note that I call them "senshi" instead of "Scouts". Senshi means "Soldiers" in the original Japanese. Our f***ed up Ameican translations make the girls sound like wimps, which they're not.). Now if The Ninja Turtles and The Batman joined forces with The Sailor Senshi, I would pity what ever evildoer the battle.^^

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2003

Given the fact that The Batman is not just a top notch fighter, but also he's one of the World's greatest detectives and a brilliant strategist, he could outwith The Ninja Turtles, but Sailor Mercury could give him a good run for his money.^^

-- Anonymous, April 13, 2003

HA! i doubt the turtles would hurt girls...ESPEcIALLL teenage ones that arent exactly fat...not that that matters but still

-- Anonymous, October 13, 2003