How did Edgar Allen Poe die

-- Anonymous, February 11, 2003

Answers

After gone missing in transit back to his home, he turned up mortally ill and was hospitalized. His last words, also controversial, did not resolve the mystery and the exact diagnosis of his malady is also uncertain. The best summarizarition is at www.eapoe.org. A modern theory about rabies is just that- a theory- and I believe I have seen convincing refutation of that but am not interested enough to take up the standard one way or the other. In any event, a hard life, alcoholism, poverty seem to have a had a hand in his demise.

-- Anonymous, February 12, 2003

I beleive Edgar Allen Poe simply killed himself. He probably overdosed on some pills. If you consider all the death in his family he probably became obssesed with the thought of dieing and decided it was time for himself to expirience the last stage of life first hand.

-- Anonymous, May 14, 2003

he was blown up by his lesbian wife who didn't get enghough action so blew him up whilst he was haveing a daily shit!!!

-- Anonymous, May 19, 2003

i think that he had decided that his stories are rubbish pointless and freaky so he decided that enough was enough and sadly he just couldn't carry on so he hired a mafia hitman to wipe him out sadly there was only his swedish mother who was more than happy to get rid of her d**k of a son. She killed him by strapping him to her shopping cart and launching him of the cliff whilst screeming die bast**d die.

-- Anonymous, May 20, 2003

i think he died

-- Anonymous, May 20, 2003

edgar allen poe died in a place at some time of day. he died because of something.

-- Anonymous, May 28, 2003

he died, because of SPONTANEOUS HUMAN COMBUSTION!!!!!!! yep he blew up while mastu*******.

-- Anonymous, June 03, 2003

He did not die like that first off his wife died before him... and then he was engaged to his childsweetheart he died october i think on the 7th of 1847 or something like that of sipholis or however you spell that std....... he wasn't married yet to that women....

-- Anonymous, July 04, 2003

i believe edgar allen poe had sypholis and it drove him insane so he commited suicide

-- Anonymous, August 21, 2003

i think edgar allen poe died of a fuckin' stroke while f*cking his wife

-- Anonymous, August 21, 2003

Edgar allan poe was consumed by the vary matrix of his own insanity. This drove him to understand past the limits of our third dimension, and therefore was brought to a discuting demise of drug binging, necrophilia, and marshmellow peeps of DOOM!!!

-- Anonymous, September 29, 2003

I dont belive edgar allen poe died, I think he is still alive and walking the streets scaring the shit out of everyone who sees him. They say that every memorial of edgar allen poes death, there is a man who leaves a bottle of koniak and a rose by his grave at midnight in a black trenchcoat. Well, I am the guy who fuckin walks up there, and jacks that bottle of koniak and downs the mother fucker and gets to the point where I say crazy shit like this.

-- Anonymous, October 02, 2003

You mama sent a bomb up Edgar's venereal infested a** and then F'ed if until he blow up

-- Anonymous, October 14, 2003

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-- Anonymous, October 28, 2003

Edgar Allen Poe died I believe of a suicide. He had became obsessed with death as you could see him express it in his poems. He had became so obsessed with death because of his close relitives dieing that he finally couldn't take it any more and committed suicide.

-- Anonymous, November 10, 2003

Edgar died after an attack of Pinguinius Ferrozius. Commonly known as the Rabid Wombat Fever. The disease was caught eight years before his death while visiting the French Urals. He was scratched by one of the elusive Ferocious Mountain Penguins. The disease did not contibute to his insanity, that was there already.

-- Anonymous, November 11, 2003

He died while he was fucking me up the ass!!

-- Anonymous, December 03, 2003

It was good too! E-mail me if you want a good cyber fuck!!!!!!!!!

-- Anonymous, December 03, 2003

He kept fucking stalking my ass so i fucking killed him

-- Anonymous, December 12, 2003

first of all i think it's weird that people use an Edgar Allen Poe site to be profane but okay.... i truly think he died from the "voting" theory (for those of you who don't know that theory it's where people would drug thier victims and make them vote continually for thier favorite canadite). He was already a sickly man and his body wouldn't be able to take that kind of abuse.

-- Anonymous, December 15, 2003

I think he simply died from an over-dose of opium which was a very popular drug at the time, probably even more popular then it more commonly known form, herion is today, so yeah thats what killed him the little white monkey on his back

-- Anonymous, December 22, 2003

He probably died cuz he commited suicide because his cousin aka wife died. He is sick, who in the rite mind would marry his cousin.

-- Anonymous, January 13, 2004

I think edgar Allan Poe died because i killed him. He was constipated, so i couldnt fuck him up the ass. so i killed that bastard. he gave me herpes to

-- Anonymous, April 20, 2004

I think if you don't even understand what std he had mr herpes he had spyhlis not herpes ... ok... make that clear... and i don't think people who don't even read nor understand him should be posting there comments that don't even make sense... your just bored little pathetic souls who think someone who lived in the 1800'z could still be alive.... grow up read some of his poems look into his life its very interesting ....

-- Anonymous, July 26, 2004

He died of Alcoholism and the proof is he had been found outside of a bar with clothes covered in pee.

-- Anonymous, November 04, 2004

he was suckin my dick n i pushed his head all the way down n he choked on my big ass dick bitch and my cum dryed up in his throat so he couldnt breathe bitches

-- Anonymous, November 09, 2004

he died because he died.

-- Anonymous, November 29, 2004

I think Edgar Allen Poe died because he couldn't digest alcohal properly and was given too much beer on an election day so that he would go all over to vote the way the person giving him the beer wanted him too

-- Anonymous, December 02, 2004