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BUREAUCRACY -- UNITED STATES - You have two cows, the government takes them for back farm taxes due, gives one to your neighbor, the mink rancher, to subsidize his dairy operation, milks the other one, pours the milk down the drain, gives you chickens to subsidize your farming operation and makes you fill out forms in triplicate to account for missing milk and three missing cows.
-- Lynn Lisk (LawyerLynn@aol.com), February 07, 2003
Big Brotherism/1984ism - You have two cows, the government takes them both and puts you in an insane asylum for telling people that milk exists, you love the government.
-- Lynn Lisk (LawyerLynn@aol.com), February 07, 2003.