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TWENTY-FIVE THINGS YOU SHOULD HAVE LEARNED 1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often. 3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. 4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. 5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. 6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. 8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. 9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. 10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. 11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. 12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good. 13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. 14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. 15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes. 16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. 17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places. 18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming. 19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it. 20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on. 21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. 22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends. 23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. 24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world. 25. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look big.

-- Anonymous, January 06, 2003

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Ooops! Sorry about the sloppy editing. I'm surprised that it actually posted 'cause it was kinda long!!

-- Anonymous, January 06, 2003

LOL...snort, snort...

-- Anonymous, January 06, 2003

Sittin here trying to remember if I was ever shot while doin the dishes?? Barb always said she would shoot me if I didn't do em but I can't think if she ever did. Hmmmm....Kirk

-- Anonymous, January 07, 2003

We use cheap paper tableware that gets fed to the worm bins and I am looking into ways to use the plastic forks in my plastics molding unit so that they can be used in making the add on panels for my worm bins.

-- Anonymous, January 08, 2003

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