EVEN in a crowded deli during the breakfast rush, attractive women are not safe from the groping clutches of Bill Clinton. The former Horndog-in-Chief stopped into Lange’s Little Store in Chappaqua with a Secret Service agent to grab some coffee and chat up the locals Thursday. A female reporter for the Albany Times-Union who was there reports Bubba found himself a cup short when he tried to pay. The journo "was so distracted by Clinton’s arm resting around her shoulder throughout the conversation that she walked off with his coffee."

-- Anonymous, December 29, 2002