New E-mail virus Humor

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Just got this in from a reliable source. It seems that there is a virus out there called the Senile Virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee can't take care of it. So be warned, it appears to affect those of us who were born before 1958!

Symptoms of Senile Virus

1. Causes you to send same e-mail twice. 2. Causes you to send blank e-mail. 3. Causes you to send to wrong person. 4. Causes you to send back to person who sent it to you. 5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment. 6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished the

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2002

Answers

I know people who continue to try and infect my system with it.

-- Anonymous, December 21, 2002

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