That's right people. There IS a cure to your problem. It's called a Unix Shell Account, and there are several free ones available!
If your a newb to Unix, you will probably want THIS ONE.(sdf.lonestar.org)
However if you know Unix and want to use to hack and shit, by all means use THIS ONE.(arbornet)
sdf.lonestar.org let's you do stuff like Unix chat, play games, and run commands. arbornet let's you fully configure your unix account, and you can even choose which shell you want.(If your familiar with Linux choose the Bash shell during configuration.)
That's it for now, if you have any questions post them and expect an answer within the day. Adios.

-- Anonymous, December 14, 2002

Answers

Ok, since I'm such i nice person, I have made it available to ALL of you to access the following different Unix servers. To telnet to one of those IP addresses, (and are using Windows), you'll need hold the windows key down with "r", this will open up "run", then in run type "telnet", followed by enter. It will open the telnet DOS promt, then type "open" followed by the IP address for the server you want. Use the username "atff" to log in and the password "tPCeRFl". You must remember to use capitol letters when necessary when typing in the password. Oh, and it wont show you typing in the password, like letters or stars wont pop up when your typing it in, but believe me, you are.
So remember,
Username: atff
Password: tPCeRFl
Here is a list of all the different servers that username and password will work for.
Hewlett Packard OS Test Drives:

Test Drive System Type
How to access
HP Tru64 Unix 4.0g(JAVA) AS1200 2@533MHz (ev56)
telnet to 192.233.54.145
HP Tru64 Unix 5.1b(JAVA) DS20L 2@833MHz(ev68)
telnet to 192.233.54.167
HP Tru64 Unix 5.1a(JAVA) DS20E 2@667MHz (ev67)
telnet to 192.233.54.206
HP Tru64 Unix 5.1a(JAVA) ES40 4@833MHz (ev67)
telnet to 192.233.54.207
HP Tru64 Unix 5.1b(JAVA) ES45 4@1GHz(ev68)
telnet to 192.233.54.147
HP Tru64 Unix 5.1b(JAVA) New AlphaServer 2@1.0GHz(ev7)
telnet to 192.233.54.171
HP OpenVMS 7.3-1 DS10-L 1@466MHz (ev6)
telnet to 192.233.54.202
HP OpenVMS 7.3-1 DS20 2@500MHz (ev6)
telnet to 192.233.54.180
HP-UX 11i 11.22 i2000 2@750MHz (Itanium I)
telnet to 192.233.54.168
HP-UX 11i 11.11 PA RISC rp2470 2@750MHz
telnet to 192.233.54.169

Linux Test Drives:

Test Drive System Type
How to access
Debian GNU/Linux 3.0 on Intel ProLiant DL360 G2 1.4GHz
telnet to 192.233.54.140
Debian GNU/Linux 3.0 on Intel rx2600 2@900MHz (Itanium II)
telnet to 192.233.54.156
Debian GNU/Linux 3.0 on Alpha XP1000a 1@667MHz (ev6)
telnet to 192.233.54.142
Debian GNU/Linux 3.0 on Alpha DS20 2@500MHz (ev6)
telnet to 192.233.54.161 Debian GNU/Linux 3.0 on PA-RISC rp5470 1@550MHz
telnet to 192.233.54.170
Mandrake Linux 8.1 on Intel DL590 4@733MHz (Itanium I)
telnet to 192.233.54.172
Mandrake Linux 9.0 on Intel ProLiant ML530 2@800MHz
telnet to 192.233.54.188
Red Hat Advanced Server 2.1 ProLiant DL360 2@800MHz
telnet to 192.233.54.222
telnet to 192.233.54.223
Red Hat Linux 7.2 on Intel DL590 4@800MHz (Itanium I)
telnet to 192.233.54.190
Red Hat Linux 7.2 on Intel Intel 1@1.0GHz
(Itanium II) telnet to 192.233.54.174
Red Hat Linux 8.0 on Intel ProLiant ML530 2@1.0GHz
telnet to 192.233.54.141
Red Hat Linux 7.2 on Alpha DS20 2@500MHz (ev6)
telnet to 192.233.54.148
Red Hat Linux 7.2 on Alpha(JAVA) ES40 4@667MHz (ev67)
telnet to 192.233.54.144
Slackware Linux 8.0.01 on Intel ProLiant ML530 2@800MHz
telnet to 192.233.54.160
SuSE Linux Ent Svr 8.0 on Intel ProLiant DL360 G2 2@1.4GHz
telnet to 192.233.54.150
SuSE Linux 7.2a on Intel DL590 4@800MHz (Itanium I)
telnet to 192.233.54.166
SuSE Linux 8.1 on Intel ProLiant 7000 4@500MHz
telnet to 192.233.54.163
SuSE Linux 7.1 on Alpha DS10-L 1@466MHz (ev6)
telnet to 192.233.54.153
SuSE Linux 7.1 on Alpha ES40 4@667MHz (ev67)
telnet to 192.233.54.158
SuSE Linux 7.1 on Alpha(JAVA) DS20e 2@667MHz (ev67)
telnet to 192.233.54.237
TurboLinux Server 7.0 on Intel ProLiant ML570 4@800MHz
telnet to 192.233.54.146

BSD Test Drives:

Test Drive System Type
How to access
FreeBSD 4.7 on Intel ProLiant DL360 G2 2@1.4GHz
telnet to 192.233.54.151
FreeBSD 4.7 on Alpha XP1000a 1@667MHz (ev6)
telnet to 192.233.54.149
OpenBSD 3.1 on Intel ProLiant ML530 2@800MHz
telnet to 192.233.54.164
OpenBSD 3.1 on Alpha XP1000a 1@667MHz (ev6)
telnet to 192.233.54.162
NetBSD 1.6 on Intel ProLiant 5500 1@450MHz
telnet to 192.233.54.143
NetBSD 1.6 on Alpha DS10 1@466MHz (EV6)
telnet to 192.233.54.159

Cluster Test Drives:

Test Drive System Type
How to access
Beowulf BrickWall Cluster DS10 & DS10-L(8) 466MHz (ev6)
telnet to 192.233.54.165
HP TruCluster Server 5.1a ES40 883Mhz & DS20E 667Mhz
telnet to 192.233.54.209
OpenVMS 7.3 Galaxy Cluster AS4100 EV56
telnet to 192.233.54.181
OpenVMS 7.3 Galaxy Cluster AS4100 EV56
telnet to 192.233.54.182
Red Hat Advanced Server Cluster ProLiant DL360(2) 2@800MHz
telnet to 192.233.54.224

iPAQ TestDrive Developer Program:

Test Drive System Type
How to access
Shark Compile Farm SA-110 StrongARM 233MHz
telnet to 192.233.54.211-214
iPAQ iPAQ H3650
telnet to 192.233.54.216

Application Test Drives:

Test Drive System Type
How to access
Oracle 9.0.1 on SuSE Linux 8.1 ProLiant 7000 4@500MHz
telnet to 192.233.54.163
Oracle 9.0.1 on Tru64 UNIX 5.1 DS20e 4@667MHz (ev6)
telnet to 192.233.54.155
Ok, have fun.

-- Anonymous, December 14, 2002

But...I am quite happy with Win XP. Hasn't failed me in the slightest. And I'm not a hacker, so I figure, why bother?

-- Anonymous, December 14, 2002

Windows XP sucks. I would know, I have it on my other computer.

-- Anonymous, December 14, 2002

I hate Win XP gives me a lot of problem and its so slow.... i rather use win Me

-- Anonymous, December 14, 2002

i`m lost...

-- Anonymous, December 15, 2002

i'm happy with my Windows XP! ...wait, i didn't type that last thing...AH!!! GODDAMN SPYWARE! invading my COMPUTER!! "try bonzai buddy today!" NO!!! DOn't! Get OUT OF MY BRAIN, stupid SPYWARE!!!

*Hacks head open with an axe to get rid of the spyware*

-- Anonymous, December 15, 2002

I like Win98 the best. XP is a pice o crap. WinME was pointless. Win95 is ok but is getting to the death stage like Win3.1 did. But I really like mac.

-- Anonymous, December 15, 2002

Win Xp rocks, it's fast as hell, you just need a good cpu to run it. not some Pentium 33 Mhz:/

-- Anonymous, December 16, 2002

Hey, stop dissin my processor.

-- Anonymous, December 28, 2002