Guess who has a birthday :) - {Barefoot}

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Barefoot's party at IC

-- Anonymous, December 10, 2002

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Kewl! How old? We can give him a hard time right here, can't we??

Congrats, Mailman!!

-- Anonymous, December 10, 2002


I just want to know if I can spank him....

Happy Birthday Mailman - may your bare feet never hurt!

-- Anonymous, December 10, 2002


I could have sworn he was a Virgo, picky as he is. Must have a Virgo ascendant.

Happy birthday, old chap. [Emphasis on the OLD[.

Teehee.

-- Anonymous, December 10, 2002


(Thanks, Beckie)

how old??? real old??

old enough???

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

-- Anonymous, December 10, 2002


happy birthday, barefoot!!!!!!!!!

hope it's been a good one, and you had a happy day

((((((( barefoot )))))))

-- Anonymous, December 10, 2002



Happy Birthday!

-- Anonymous, December 10, 2002

The one song I remember in its entirety from my fraternity days:

"May you live a thousand years
May you drink a thousand beers
Get plastered, you &%$@#&
Happy birthday to you."

-- Anonymous, December 11, 2002


great poem, Peter. Thanks LOL

I'll post my reply from the other thread in a sec.

my age...hmmm. gotta make ya work at it. not 52. not 25. if the digits are added up they total 7. I didn't have to register for the draft. that last one should make it easy.

my post:

Oh my. thank you all so much. you are all so sweet and kind and wonderful I almost feel like sharing the fudge with you.

I had a good day at home, grey dismal weather, blustery and wet as I went in to work. yesterday the supervisor talked about how our operation was not decorated for the holidays and some of the nearby ones were, so today a few co-workers did some decorating. afterward another supervisor came by with a letter from 'upstairs' stating that we couldn't use anything that said 'Merry Christmas' or anything resembling a religious icon of any sort. Big big brouhaha over that and then the decorations came back down. Funny that we can sell stamps that say Christmas but we can't decorate our work space using the name of the holiday, isn't it?

oh well, must get off to bed. I have to get up early and cash in my lottery tickets. Oh yeah, I received ten scratch off tickets from SO, three totaled 9 bucks and a free ticket. I'm gonna trade em in for the big jackpot, I think it's 66 or 68 mil for Wed's drawing.

Love and hugs and kisses to all! And a few handshakes and back pats where appropriate.

okay, I'll share the fudge. You're all such good friends.

[I snuck some fudge over here, too, for y'all.]

Now, I have to go read about the US saying it's gonna use nukes on Iraq. sheesh!

Love to all!

-- Anonymous, December 11, 2002


The 7 dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are THE dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey leads the pack.

"Son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"

Dopey replies, "Excuse me, your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."

In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them.

Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"

The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."

This time, all the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare.

Dopey turns back to the Pope and says, "Mr. Pope, are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?"

"I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin chanting, "Dopey screwed a penguin!... Dopey screwed a penguin!"

-- Anonymous, December 11, 2002


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