Here's one for you Polly! :)

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Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged

SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do You Hear What I Hear?

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY: We Three Kings Disoriented Are.

DEMENTIA: I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas.

NARCISSISTIC: Hark The Herald Angels Sing (About Me)

MANIA: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and and Office and Town ...or Deck the Halls and Spare No Expense!

PARANOIA: Santa Claus is Coming To Get Me.

PERSONALITY DISORDER: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, then MAYBE I'll tell you why.

DEPRESSION: Silent anhedonia, Holy anhedonia. All is calm, All is pretty lonely.

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell... (YOU GET THE IDEA)

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY: Thoughts of Roasting in an Open Fire.

PASSIVE/AGGRESSIVE: Silent Night

-- Anonymous, November 25, 2002

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Hee-hee! Yep, I know him..and him and her and BOTH of her...

-- Anonymous, November 25, 2002