One day before sunset, Angel and Jessica stand on a hill. As the sun starts to set they hold hands and they glow. As they glowing settles one girl with long beautful shiny hair stands there. Her blue eyes gleam in the light. Then she dissapears. Jessica and Angel where the two sides of the girl. Jessica was the sort of bad and Angel was the pure good. She leaves the place to go on with her life. This place filled with assholes and idiots. Most of the post where imature and childish. She leaves without a trace of hair, leaving you happy or sad. This is my final post. goodbye, forever.

-- Anonymous, November 17, 2002

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Standing behind them was a figure. Strangely handsome, his smell was that of a forgotten Parisian scent, and he was dressed in black silk. Half of his face is covered with hair that is unruly, but clean. Long, but well-kept. The stanger...is a beautiful man.

He spies the twins. His heart is filled with remorse as he ponders them. So young and trusting. How sad to have them ignorant to the evils of the world. The slings and arrows of outrageous internet as it were. The tyranny of...evil...men?

The stranger feels no pity.

His third eye reveals to him that this is not a hill, but a cliff rather. Moving soundlessly, he approaches the twins, just beginning to glow. His pants are at his ankles in a heartbeat. Pointing the fabled "Ass of Destruction" at the twins, a thunderous *FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART* echoes off the walls of the canyon. The force of the anal explosion is such that the twins are knocked clean off the edge of the cliff.

The stranger ponders for a moment as to what happens when people who post as 2 people and misspell "spiritual" hit the bottom of a cliff. The same thing that happens when anyone hits the bottom of a cliff, beautiful stranger...the same thing.

That...is the gist.

-- Anonymous, November 17, 2002

Standing behind the SINGLE girl was a boy, laughing his ass off. "I knew you were just one person!" He shouts, flipping them off and riding off into the sunset...Glad to have ya gone!

-- Anonymous, November 17, 2002

As the girl plummets helplessly to the ground, screaming her lungs out because she knows she must die, her eyes suddenly widen in the understanding of something else.

It appears that somebody was prepared for this turn of events, and built a large pit of spikes on the canyon floor. Screaming, hoping someone will save her, the girl plummets into the pit and is instantly impaled upon one particularily large spike. The screaming stops as the blood flows outwards, outwards from her body and upon the cold metal lodged through her face, her torso and her left leg.

Somewhere, off in the distance, a dark figure can be heard laughing. Laughing. Just laughing and rejoicing in the moment.

-- Anonymous, November 17, 2002

What? Oh...it's the chibi girls...or something. I dunno...but apparently, we're supposed to feel bad for making her go away. Anyway, for your veiwing pleasure, here is Petey's Big Ole MST3K of her post! WEE!
One day before sunset, Angel and Jessica stand on a hill. As the sun starts to set they hold hands and they glow. I thought people only glow after sex...Oh...I see. Makes sense. As they glowing settles one girl with long beautful shiny hair stands there. Her blue eyes gleam in the light. Hope shes wearing sunglasses, what with the sunset and everything bunring her retnas...Then she dissapears. Jessica and Angel where the two sides of the girl. AHH! DOUBLE HALVED FREAK GIRL! Jessica was the sort of bad and Angel was the pure good. Like matching salt and pepper shakers! She leaves the place to go on with her life. This place filled with assholes and idiots. She'd much rather hang out with Sailor Moon fans and people who lost their virginity to a C-3PO toy. Most of the post where imature and childish. She leaves without a trace of hair, leaving you happy or sad. Wow...good thing she took all her hair with her. I hate it when people leave their hair. This is my final post. goodbye, forever. Worst suicide note EVER! Can't I even have a "See you at the Crossroads"?
There we are...I feel better.

-- Anonymous, November 18, 2002

Standing behind all of them is a verry confused cloaked figure muttering "i thought they alredy left, i guess they.no she thinks we actuly give to shits i am so confused"

-- Anonymous, November 18, 2002

Standing behind M.K. (this line is getting excessively long isn't it?) was another man...this man, unlike the others was an Englishman, he was tall, and a master of black magic...it was he who cast *fire* on AO, (or the entity he embodied), which gave its explosive nature...as the methane burns in a vigorous explosion, singeing the arse hair of AO and the hair and eyebrows and clothes of all present...so it was one charred naked skitzo that fell into the pitt spilling pustulent sores onto the floor of the pit...

-- Anonymous, November 18, 2002

Ow! My ass!

-- Anonymous, November 18, 2002

*bends down and cast cure 3 on AOs ass*

-- Anonymous, November 18, 2002

Thats just taking it one step too far...you really lower the tone you know that...

-- Anonymous, November 19, 2002

Well, this certainly was fun. I'm reminded of camp. When someone would tell part of a story, and then the person sitting next to them picks up where they left off. Unfortunately, I think it's time to put out the campfire, and resign to our tents. Good night, everyone.

*FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART*

-- Anonymous, November 19, 2002

ok whatever *goes back to tent* zzzzzz*sleep**snore*zzzzzzzz

-- Anonymous, November 19, 2002