Does this sound familiar? "Competitive Salary": We remain competitive by paying you less than our competition. "Join our fast-paced company": We have no time to train you. "Casual work atmosphere": We don't pay enough to expect that you will dress up. "Some overtime required": Some every night and some every weekend. "Duties will vary": Anyone in the office can boss you around. "Seeking candidates with a wide variety of experience": You'll need to replace the three people who just quit. "Problem-solving skills a must": You're walking into chaos. "Requires team leadership skills": You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.

-- Anonymous, November 12, 2002