So, yeah, call it spam. I think it's kinda funny...and stuff.

FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young VAMPIRE named PETEY. He was SOUNDLESLY JUGGLING in the GREEN forest when he met SILENT APU, a run-away ASSASSIN from the DEADLY Queen CLOE.

PETEY could see that SILENT APU was hungry so he reached into his BOTTLE and give him his SMELLY STEAK. SILENT APU was thankful for PETEY's STEAK, so he told PETEY a very PRETTY story about Queen CLOE's daughter MARIE. How her mother, the DEADLY Queen CLOE, kept her locked away in a STABLE protected by a gigantic HORNET, because MARIE was so SPARKLY.

PETEY SMACKED. He vowed to SILENT APU the ASSASSIN that he would save the SPARKLY MARIE. He would SMASH the HORNET, and take MARIE far away from her eveil mother, the DEADLY Queen CLOE, and RUN her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a EVIL HURRICANE and SILENT APU the ASSASSIN began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic HORNET from his story. DEADLY Queen CLOE DIED out from behind a NAIL and struck PETEY dead. In the far off STABLE you could hear a CRACK.

THE END.

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-- Anonymous, November 08, 2002

Answers

Lol, this reminds me of that game i used to play with my sister on long car trips.....what was it called?

you know, the one where you have to fill in the blank with a funny word and make up stories...

Mad Libs?

-- Anonymous, November 08, 2002

Mad Libs. Davey is a toboggan.

-- Anonymous, November 08, 2002