Posted on Thu, Oct. 10, 2002 story:PUB_DESC This guy's penile implant could have backfired, literally

ONE COULD say that this guy really got nailed. Or that he wanted to go off with a bang. (In fact, a colleague did say those things.)

But we won't.

We'll only pass along the news that a Trenton man recently inserted a nail and a firecracker into his penis (his urethra, to be specific) and then walked across a bridge to the Morrisville, Pa., police station for help.

Morrisville police said they didn't know why he did either thing.

The name of the self-mutilator has been withheld to prevent confusion with guys of the same or similar names who do NOT put objects into their penises.

The Trenton man was taken to a hospital for "help"...if you get our drift.

-- Anonymous, October 10, 2002

Answers

Carl, we all miss you and would like it if you would use your own handle.

Git don't read threads like this, let alone post em!

-- Anonymous, October 11, 2002

Okay.

-- Anonymous, October 11, 2002