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You should destroy all which is useless, tasteless or just utter SHIT. You seem all pretty bored by my lame attempts at trolling, which are understandable, since if you people don't have lives, I must be the emperor of losers since I'm wasting so much time trying to insult. Just take a flyswatter, or similar small, flimsy object, and slowly beat me to death with it. And then destroy my body. I'd recommend a furnace, since it's common practice to incinerate worthless trash, but a woodchipper be an interesting choice as well. Go ahead and flush me like the proverbial turd I am - you'll enjoy it a lot!
You pal, I. B. Pathetic, wannabe-troller and king of the short bus.
-- Aeon Flux is on DVD, NOT! (email@example.com), October 10, 2002
Ha, what do you know. Half way through reading this I was honestly reminded of Pat Bateman and then I saw the email and was like: ah ha ha, of course. I'd expect this is just fictional antagonism. American Phsycho is definatly one of my favourite books though. Top 5 even. You seem to have a similar writing style thing going on, fine aspirations really.
-- Sam (firstname.lastname@example.org), October 10, 2002.
OKAY, you MANIAC:
WHERE were you WHEN WE NEEDED YOU TO HELP US WRITE THIS CRAZY SHIT you FREAKSHOW. You my man are Edgar Allan Poe from THE GRAAAAAAAAAAVE.
TORTURE US if you will with AAAAAAALL of your EXTRAVAGATIONS, PERVERSITUDES, all of your L I E S!!!!! - EXACTLY SO shall we PREVAIL my friend, my friend !!!
This guy's fkn' GREAT, god DAMN ITTTTTTTTTI LOVE YOU
-- Mars (email@example.com), October 10, 2002.
Whoa, haven't read flamebait like that in a long time. Mad props, yo!
-- cynical (firstname.lastname@example.org), October 14, 2002.
Hey Cyn! Where you been? I missed your redness and such.
-- Sam (email@example.com), October 14, 2002.
Hmm? Something different about Patricks original wording...
-- Sam (firstname.lastname@example.org), October 14, 2002.