thanks to Jazz from IC:

Interesting points to ponder

1 - The best way to get even is to forget.

2 - Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death.

3 - God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.

4 - Some folks wear their halos much too tight.

5 - Some marriages are made in heaven, but they ALL have to be maintained on earth.

6 - Unless you can create the WHOLE universe in 5 days, then perhaps giving "advice" to God, isn't such a good idea!

7 - Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, and faith looks up.

8 - Standing in the middle of the road is dangerous. You will get knocked down by the traffic from both ways.

9 - Words are windows to the heart.

10 - A skeptic is a person who when he sees the handwriting on the wall, claims it's a forgery.

11 - It isn't difficult to make a mountain out of a molehill. Just add a little dirt.

12 - A successful marriage isn't finding the right person. It's being the right person.

13 - The mighty oak tree was once a little nut> that held its ground.

14 - Too many people offer God prayers -- with> claw marks all over them. 15 - The tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people can hold it.

16 - To forgive is to set the prisoner free, and then discover the prisoner was you.

17 - You have to wonder about humans. They think God is dead and Elvis is alive!

18 - It's all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again. Just be sure to flush when you are done.

19 - You'll notice that a turtle only makes progress when it sticks out its neck...

20 - If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you can bet the water bill is higher.

-- Anonymous, October 07, 2002