I watch only one of these shows. (And it ain't any football!)

The Associated Press 10/3/02 2:53 PM

Rankings for the top 15 programs on basic cable networks as compiled by Nielsen Media Research for the week of Sept. 23-29. Each ratings point represents 1,067,000 households. Day and start time (EDT) are in parentheses.

1. NFL Football: Minnesota vs. Seattle (Sunday, 8:28 p.m.), ESPN, 6.2, 6.59 million homes.

2. "NFL Prime Time" (Sunday, 7:30 p.m.), ESPN, 3.8, 4.07 million homes.

3. "WWE Raw" (Monday, 9 p.m.), TNN, 2.9, 3.11 million homes.

4. "WWE Raw Zone" (Monday, 10 p.m.), TNN, 2.9, 3.1 million homes.

5. "SpongeBob SquarePants" (Sunday, 9:30 a.m.), Nickelodeon, 2.9, 3.08 million homes.

6. "SpongeBob SquarePants" (Thursday, 5:30 p.m.), Nickelodeon, 2.8, 2.99 million homes.

6. "SpongeBob SquarePants" (Saturday, 9:30 a.m.), Nickelodeon, 2.8, 2.99 million homes.

8. "SpongeBob SquarePants" (Thursday, 5 p.m.), Nickelodeon, 2.7, 2.92 million homes.

9. "Fairly Odd Parents" (Sunday, 10 a.m.), Nickelodeon, 2.7, 2.92 million homes.

10. "SpongeBob SquarePants" (Sunday, 9 a.m.), Nickelodeon, 2.6, 2.81 million homes.

11. "SpongeBob SquarePants" (Saturday, 9 a.m.), Nickelodeon, 2.6, 2.79 million homes.

12. "Trading Spaces" (Saturday, 9 p.m.), TLC, 2.6, 2.78 million homes.

13. "Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius" (Saturday, 10:30 a.m.), Nickelodeon, 2.7, 2.91 million homes.

14. "Fairly Odd Parents" (Saturday, 10 a.m.), Nickelodeon, 2.6, 2.76 million homes.

15. College Football: Florida St. vs. Louisville (Thursday, 7:30 p.m.), ESPN, 2.6, 2.76 million homes.

-- Anonymous, October 03, 2002

Answers

My God, Git, you're a wrasslin fan???

-- Anonymous, October 05, 2002

What is Sponge Bob Square Pants? Okay, I'll got look it up on Google.

-- Anonymous, October 05, 2002

My God, Git, you're a wrasslin fan???

LOLOLOL! Not on TV, dear. (Snort!)

-- Anonymous, October 05, 2002