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Being Muslim....

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Hmmmmmm. Let's see now . . .

No beer No booze No bars No television No Internet No baseball No football No basketball No hockey No golf Soccer only, and all the time No tailgate parties No pork BBQ No hot dogs No burgers No lobster, shellfish or even frozen fish sticks

Rags for clothes and hats Eating only with your right hand cause you wipe with your left

Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there are no doctors

Constant wailing from the guy in the tower

No music No radio You can't shave Your wife can't shave You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times Your bride is picked by someone else She smells just like your donkey But your donkey has a better disposition

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better! I think we've solved the mystery . . . .

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