Humor 09/30/02 : LUSENET : Current News - Homefront Preparations : One Thread

got this in an e-mail and thought I'd pass it along...

A young Puerto Rican man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I'm lookin' for a job."

The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, but the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the

young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary package is $200,000 a year.".

The Puerto Rican said, "Ah c'mon, you're bullshitting me!" The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!".

-- Anonymous, September 30, 2002

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