So what if I'm a psycho, what are you gonna do about it? Huh!? HUH!?? Dumbya's an idiot too, and you can't do jack shit about it! So shut the fuck up or we'll arrest you on suspicion of plotting terrorism! Haa-haaa!! How do you like them apples, you peasants!

-- Dickhead Cheney (yeah I'm @ dickheaded. bastard psycho), September 28, 2002

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Hi, I'm back. Just wanted to remind everyone that I am sick in the head and very mentally disturbed. Don't be surprised when we cook you in ovens because I am just sick enough to do that.

-- Dickhead Cheney (reptile brain @ very. sick), September 29, 2002.

The reason I need to act like such a prick is to compensate for my lack of any real manhood. I was born with an extremely small prick, it is about the same size as the penis of an average house cat. My wife sleeps around with well hung liberals like Slick Willy, so I am terminally pissed off and must slap her around whenever I see her because she reminds me of my inadequacies. Just thought you should know why I never smile, it's mostly because I never get laid because of my tiny little pecker.

-- Dickhead Cheney (I @ pity. myself), September 29, 2002.

-- bwahahaaa! (how true @ it. is), October 06, 2002.