A small boy told his teacher that he had encountered a dead cat on his way to school. His teacher asked, "Are you sure it was dead. Maybe it was only sleeping."

The boy replied, "No, it was dead. I pissed in its ear and it didn't move."

The teacher was shocked. "You did WHAT?"

The boy replied, "You know. I leaned over and said 'Psst' and it didn't move."

-- Anonymous, September 27, 2002

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Aaaargh! Can't decide whether to recoil or giggle!

-- Anonymous, September 27, 2002

LOL

-- Anonymous, September 30, 2002

:>) :>) LOL

-- Anonymous, September 30, 2002

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, " . . . and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!"

The teacher paused, and then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?"

One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: "Holy shit! A talking chicken!"

The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

-- Anonymous, October 01, 2002