A really funny conversation........(WARNING: has obscenities included)

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Ok, so, this guy just IM's me on AIM out of NOWHERE, and starts cursing at me, and demanding to know who I am. Now, I just got out of a class, and I'm feeling rather tired, so i decide to have some fun with him...the following is our conversation....



Blowupkids: who the fuck are you?
Blowupkids: hey muthafucka i'm talking to u
Davey Rootbeer: ...who are you?
Blowupkids: i asked first bitch
Davey Rootbeer: I am Davey Rootbeer...i make Webcomics, and post at forums. I'm a college student.
Davey Rootbeer: now, would you kindly tell me who you are?
Blowupkids: fuck u nigga i aint telling u shit
Blowupkids: fucking molester
Davey Rootbeer: ..i beg your pardon?
Blowupkids: FUCKING MOLESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Davey Rootbeer: ...that's not very nice...
Blowupkids: fuck u asshole
Blowupkids: i say what i wanna say
Blowupkids: bitch
Davey Rootbeer: very well then
Blowupkids: FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Davey Rootbeer: Lol
Blowupkids: that shit aint funny bitch i'll fuck u up
Davey Rootbeer: ok
Davey Rootbeer: i still have no idea who you are
Blowupkids: where u at right now?
Blowupkids: cuz i'lll go there and fuck u up
Davey Rootbeer: I'm sitting in front of my computer
Blowupkids: WHERE DO U LIVE ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blowupkids: I'LL GO THERE AND FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Davey Rootbeer: heh
Davey Rootbeer: and, why do you want to do that?
Blowupkids: cuz u a pussy bitch
Davey Rootbeer: I am?
Blowupkids: yes u asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Davey Rootbeer: Gee, all this time, i thought I was a Human Being, but i guess I must have been mistaken. Thank you for clearing that up for me
Blowupkids: fuck u
Davey Rootbeer: and, how did you come to this conclusion that i am a "pussy bitch", to use your rhetoric?
Blowupkids: cuz i'm calling u out and u still rank out like a bitch
Davey Rootbeer: beg pardon? you are "calling me out"?
Davey Rootbeer: why do you wish to do that?
Blowupkids: CUZ I WANNA FUCK U UP
Davey Rootbeer: ah, and why do you want to do that?
Davey Rootbeer: After making a thorough examination of your threats, I have come to the conclusion that you have some outward hostility to me, am I incorrect in saying so?
Blowupkids: GO TO HELL BITCH
Davey Rootbeer: No thanks, thank you kindly for the offer, though, i'll take it into consideration, perhaps choosing to excersize it at a later point in time.
Davey Rootbeer: and, for Future reference, you may refer to me as "Davey", thank you in advance for doing so.

(End of Conversation)

-- Anonymous, September 24, 2002

Answers

'Stands gaping.Dark patch appears on trousers'hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. you kicked that shits ass Davey.

-- Anonymous, September 24, 2002

i think it acceptionly stupid that he calls you a child molester but he asks who YOU are and where You live.

-- Anonymous, September 24, 2002

He was a child molester.

-- Anonymous, September 24, 2002

he sounds more like me... haha

-- Anonymous, September 24, 2002

I guess this proves a thing or two about dumb people...they tend to be scared of people who use big words, like "Future" and "The"...

-- Anonymous, September 24, 2002


Ah, i found out the source of all this nonsence..it turns out someone stole his friend's s/n and password and used it to IM random people and cuss them out...

-- Anonymous, September 24, 2002

I dun't know what this is, but the only explaination I have is, but this most likely this happened at a party I threw, because people were on my computer and i save most of my passwords.....i dont think i will anymore...

-- Anonymous, September 24, 2002

... this wuz an actual conversation?

-- Anonymous, September 25, 2002

Yep, sure was! and, um...welcome to the board?

-- Anonymous, September 25, 2002

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