Ok, so, this guy just IM's me on AIM out of NOWHERE, and starts
cursing at me, and demanding to know who I am. Now, I just got out
of a class, and I'm feeling rather tired, so i decide to have some
fun with him...the following is our conversation....
Blowupkids: who the fuck are you?
Blowupkids: hey muthafucka i'm talking to
u
Davey Rootbeer: ...who are you?
Blowupkids: i asked first bitch
Davey Rootbeer: I am Davey Rootbeer...i
make Webcomics, and post at forums. I'm a college student.
Davey Rootbeer: now, would you kindly tell
me who you are?
Blowupkids: fuck u nigga i aint telling u
shit
Blowupkids: fucking molester
Davey Rootbeer: ..i beg your pardon?
Blowupkids: FUCKING MOLESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Davey Rootbeer: ...that's not very nice...
Blowupkids: fuck u asshole
Blowupkids: i say what i wanna say
Blowupkids: bitch
Davey Rootbeer: very well then
Blowupkids: FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Davey Rootbeer: Lol
Blowupkids: that shit aint funny bitch
i'll fuck u up
Davey Rootbeer: ok
Davey Rootbeer: i still have no idea who
you are
Blowupkids: where u at right now?
Blowupkids: cuz i'lll go there and fuck u
up
Davey Rootbeer: I'm sitting in front of my
computer
Blowupkids: WHERE DO U LIVE
ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blowupkids: I'LL GO THERE AND FUCK
UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Davey Rootbeer: heh
Davey Rootbeer: and, why do you want to do
that?
Blowupkids: cuz u a pussy bitch
Davey Rootbeer: I am?
Blowupkids: yes u
asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Davey Rootbeer: Gee, all this time, i
thought I was a Human Being, but i guess I must have been mistaken.
Thank you for clearing that up for me
Blowupkids: fuck u
Davey Rootbeer: and, how did you come to
this conclusion that i am a "pussy bitch", to use your rhetoric?
Blowupkids: cuz i'm calling u out and u
still rank out like a bitch
Davey Rootbeer: beg pardon? you
are "calling me out"?
Davey Rootbeer: why do you wish to do that?
Blowupkids: CUZ I WANNA FUCK U UP
Davey Rootbeer: ah, and why do you want to
do that?
Davey Rootbeer: After making a thorough
examination of your threats, I have come to the conclusion that you
have some outward hostility to me, am I incorrect in saying so?
Blowupkids: GO TO HELL BITCH
Davey Rootbeer: No thanks, thank you
kindly for the offer, though, i'll take it into consideration,
perhaps choosing to excersize it at a later point in time.
Davey Rootbeer: and, for Future reference,
you may refer to me as "Davey", thank you in advance for doing so.
(End of Conversation)
-- Anonymous, September 24, 2002