Ryan ran through the field. "I must run more!" he thought, as he jumped over a cow and landed several hundred yards closer to the mountainside.

And escaped patient from the nearest asylum ran also, after him. He was an excellent runner. He came finally to the mountain where Ryan was hidden,cold, shivering. He decided to wait a while so that Ryan would just get out of his cave himself and he could hunt him down again, but five minutes later he was eaten by a panther.

Ryan ran all the way home.

-- Anonymous, September 16, 2002

Answers

Let me be the first to say: Huh?

-- Anonymous, September 17, 2002

And me second, Huh?

-- Anonymous, September 17, 2002

<^> -_- <^>

That is the face of one unimpressed Messiah.

Please don't anyone think because the word "asylum" is in there, that I typed that. I'm lost.

3rd to say "huh?"

-- Anonymous, September 17, 2002

can i just say that that made little or no sence

-- Anonymous, September 17, 2002

Ah ha, 'clears throat'What the....?

-- Anonymous, September 17, 2002

<^> -_- <^>

-- Anonymous, September 17, 2002

Kc wrote it. Hence "Ryan". It's symbolic. THEORY HERE....Obviously AO is in there, and wants to chase KC. This shows his crazed, psychotic, wants to beat us to death with his dong side. The cave represents me? I donno why, or if for that matter, and the panther symbolizes DC, always jumping on people for mistakes (waiting outside of a cave?!). I THINK, this is just a THEORY, it is only a THEORY. Booyaka!

-- Anonymous, September 17, 2002

wow i get it now

-- Anonymous, September 17, 2002

Uh, no, cant say that I claim any responsibility for that...

-- Anonymous, September 17, 2002

Yes, Darkshadow.

The next day Ryan found a furry little animal with a chastidy belt. Using her key he made wild love to it. Her father, a tall man with a red cape, found them and shot Ryan in the buttocks. He ran home, but discovered he had left his keys with his little friend. Sad and hurting, he slept under the shadow of the great dragon tree. His buttocks were never the same again.

-- Anonymous, September 17, 2002

Stumped me. The shadow represents me? I have no idea what the others symbolize!

-- Anonymous, September 17, 2002

I think i got this one. Furry animal=Mog. Vincent is the tall man with the cape...

-- Anonymous, September 17, 2002

Ew, I fucked a moogle? Thats so... wrong.

-- Anonymous, September 17, 2002

-laughs- This is great fun! I must hear more...

-- Anonymous, September 17, 2002

could the dragon tree be DL?

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2002

Could this all be a load of bollacks and have no real meaning whatsoever...

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2002

i wonder how (if at all this means anything) knows us

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2002

In the morning Ryan journeyed to the North Pole. While there he met the man himself, holding a rocket launcher and a soft drink. The soft drink started killing people, and the man disappeared. Only Ryan and an elf survived...

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2002

Santa, lol.

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2002

Ok, Me and Santa started killing people, and only KC and Link survived?

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2002

Yeah, I think that's it.

-- Anonymous, September 18, 2002

Link's odds for survival in the same story as me:

1 X 10 to the bazillyagatrillionthplex power.

BOHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

-- Anonymous, September 19, 2002

No, that's not how the story goes.

The magical elf cast a spell on the jolly man driving him to sexual insanity. Mr. Softdrink ran for his buttocks but unfortunately did not make it. While Ryan celebrated his friend's death, an escaped mental patient lurked still in the shadows...

-- Anonymous, September 19, 2002

i wonder if every one is in this story?

-- Anonymous, September 19, 2002

magic knight of the Dark Moon casts a spell on Santa, Davey ran for his buttocks?... KC celebrated death, and AO lurked with DS or maybe it was just a shadow? I dunno I'm not good at these things

-- Anonymous, September 19, 2002

hmm elf = link.. never mind.. forget I said anything. I'm a dumbass..

-- Anonymous, September 19, 2002

All in favor of burning pants? *raises hand*

-- Anonymous, September 19, 2002

Oh well, I gave it a shot. Give us more!

-- Anonymous, September 19, 2002

USELESS FACT:

Did you know that GOLEM HATERS name is also Ryan?

Isnt that some weird twist of fate? ;)

-- Anonymous, September 19, 2002

My name is Ryan too. Oh, the irony.

-- Anonymous, September 19, 2002

Ryan hid, scared to death. A giant, short penis was attacking the place! Houses were burnt and saints were killed but Ryan survived. Sperm flooded the entire area. It was up to him to save the world.

-- Anonymous, September 20, 2002

GOLEM FUCKER? HAHAHAHA I FORGOT ABOUT HIM! WHERE THE FUCK IS GOLEM FUCKER ANYWAYS?

-- Anonymous, September 21, 2002

i`m guessing the kill siant was lejus

-- Anonymous, September 21, 2002

Yeh Mgic NIght uv Te Drrak Mun yur prbbliy rite. Ts'thas teh gust!

-- Anonymous, September 21, 2002