I was sooooo drunk last night..and i had the strangest dream...that about 12:30 AM, Asylum Outpatient called me on the phone..now, isn't that a wierd dream?

-- Anonymous, September 14, 2002

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Not as weird as mine. One time I dreamt that you and Link were having a tug-of-war with me, and then I gave up trying to get you two to stop and hung out with AO the rest of the day.

-- Anonymous, September 14, 2002

the wierd thing, is that i think he actually DID call me! the caller id went back to App state...

-- Anonymous, September 14, 2002

I had a dream i was 16, and people were asking me how old i was, and i told them i was 15.

-- Anonymous, September 14, 2002

i had a dream once i was suckin on a gold nipples inside my old house on top of my bed.....

-- Anonymous, September 14, 2002

I dreamed that I got drunk. I dream that alot. I only get to leave post for 9 hrs a week if that. And the give us a breathalizer when we get back. Wont be like this for long. This is only a training enviroment. I wish I were in TN; fat, happy, and lazy.

-- Anonymous, September 14, 2002

I dreamed that I was James Bond and I had an AK-47 in hand and killed Osama Bin Laden.

-- Anonymous, September 14, 2002

And then Trowa woke up, and realized that he had shit himself in fear.

Tator! Where ya been man?

-- Anonymous, September 14, 2002

Of course I dreamed I took a piss in a toilet at an airport. Then I woke up and I realized I pissed my pants. I was 6 at the time. And no I did not shit myself after the dream.

-- Anonymous, September 14, 2002

I had a dream last night my mom was pregnant and then she started rolling down a hill...

-- Anonymous, September 14, 2002

I had a dream that a bunch of flowers were trying to eat me. Mainly blackeyed susans.

-- Anonymous, September 14, 2002

i had dream that i was a big dragon and i was eating some monkey

-- Anonymous, September 14, 2002

Davey: *slurred* Hello?

AO: Hiyas.

Davey: Hello?

AO: Hiyas. Is this (fill in Davey's real name)?

Davey: Yes.

AO: Hiyas.

Davey: *more slurred* Siiilum Payshent?

AO: You got it.

Davey: *almost unintelligible* Dude...I'm like...really drunk. I've had like...*thinks* 4 vodka shots...

AO: Daveydaveydaveydaveydavey. I'm disappointed. You partying tonight?

Davey: There's a party. With...um...dorm..something...

AO: Well, I won't keep you. Just making sure you didn't give me a bogus number. Plus, this phone isn't mine.

Davey: *long pause* What?

AO: Later, Davey. *hangs up*

AO: *drinks 2 more beers and smokes another joint* aaahhhhh...

-- Anonymous, September 15, 2002

I had a dream that I was in a bus with bar stools...And another time I had a crazy dream that I was training to be a warrior and there were TWO MOONS. Now imagine a wall. Noew imagine a full moon and a crescent moon that are the same size as that wall. Not total, but each moon look about that size.

-- Anonymous, September 15, 2002

YOU BASTARDS!

-- Anonymous, September 15, 2002

Bwahahahaha!!!! You really shouldn't have given me your number, Davey. ::thinks of evil things to do with the #:: Mwahahahaha!!! Oh, shit! I forgot I can only call from a payphone.... um...... Anyone got a phone I can borrow?

-- Anonymous, September 16, 2002

*Winks at Spawnie* We're on the same page now, babycakes. Oh, and wouldn't that be funny if I turned out to be female? And the person that contacted Davey was someone I told to call him and make small talk? Food for thought, ATFF. You do the dishes. That's the gist!

-- Anonymous, September 16, 2002

AO, I think that if you turned out to be a girl, I'd kill myself... I don't know if you're even human...

-- Anonymous, September 16, 2002

After AO threatened to club us to death with his dong i don't think he'll be turning female anytime soon...

-- Anonymous, September 16, 2002

SOP ur dumb as shit how many times u read AO sayin "suck my cock".... stupid fuck now would a female have a cock? OR FART? ur so stupid...

-- Anonymous, September 16, 2002

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-- Anonymous, September 17, 2002