HELLO!!!!!

Well, for those of you that don't know me (i probably can count those who dont know me on one hand, and still have a LOT of fingers left), I like swords.

Having said that, i can now come to the conclusion, that, Swords are shiny. Fwee.

Now, anyway, moving along......

POOF!!!!

Hi! It's ME, Davey Rootbeer! Today, I'll teach you about HTML!

RANDOM STAT MACHINE: HTML stands for Hyper text Markup Language

Side note: Use < > instead of ( ) when typing HTML code...i used ( ) only to show what the code would look like...

Anyway.....Time for the first lesson!

LESSON 1: SPACING

Spacing is easy!

Just type (BR) to make a new line or (p) to skip 2 lines!

for example.... (BR)(p)(BR) (p) would result in.....

.......see what I mean?

WhOaH! yOu meeAn iSts ThAt Eazy?

Oh, Hi, DrugZbuNny! I didnt see you over there! yep, it's THAT easy!

Time for lesson 2!

LESSON 2: Marquees

It's easy to make words of text scroll across the screen!

Just type (marquee) to start it, and (/marquee) to end it!

For example: (marquee) HTML IS FUN! (/marquee) would output...
HTML IS FUN!

STAY TUNED FOR MORE HTML TUTORIAL, COMING UP!

-- Anonymous, September 10, 2002

Answers

gah! I HATE basic HTML!!!! grrr.. lets move onto JavaScript.. or teach them C++ !! com'mon, SOMETHING interesting!!

-- Anonymous, September 10, 2002

Well, Archpyro, I believe it was YOU Who said that EVERYONE should at least have SOME basic grasp of HTML before posting here...i'm just educating the masses!

-- Anonymous, September 10, 2002

-looks down- Oh.. right... well all of you need to pay attention (I dont think you should have taught them how to marquee... might get kind of annoying...)

-- Anonymous, September 10, 2002

ShouldN'T the n't is important

-- Anonymous, September 10, 2002

never mind.. im a dumbass... sorry sorry

-- Anonymous, September 10, 2002

Yes, you are AP hey, Is this Really working? Step 1. Collect underpants!......

-- Anonymous, September 10, 2002

NO! GOD DAMNIT IT'S THE RANDOM STAT MACHINE!

*pulls out an AK-47*

*pumps 4000 rounds into Davey and the RSM*

HOHAHAHAHAHA! DEATH TO RANDOM STAT MACHINE! DEATH TO ROOTBEER!

*Drags Davey's bloody carcass and what's left of random stat machine to sausage factory. Throws the vile mix of human entrails and microcircuits into a grinding machine. Takes what comes out on other end, and ponders for a second*

BOHAHAHA! FIRE SOUL! MERTON! FIRE 3! MELTDOWN! *sets the mix of flesh and plastic on fire*

*Fire burns out hours later. Whispers of "Ren dies" can still be heard coming from the ashes. Takes a can and packs the ashes inside. Takes a looooooooong pee inside the can. Covers it and makes it airtight. Throws can at black hole. Can is reduced to subatomic particles that will never escape. Screams in triumph.*

*Goes back to ATFF and makes pointless html posts that don't work*

*Davey taps AO on shoulder*

I believe I can help...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

-- Anonymous, September 10, 2002

Thanks, dude! now, to see if it works...

-- Anonymous, September 11, 2002

I really hate marquee Davey... couldn't you have taught them something useful, yet not annoying as hell?

-- Anonymous, September 11, 2002

(marquee)this isnt gonna work (marquee)

-- Anonymous, September 11, 2002

(marquee) one more time (marquee)

-- Anonymous, September 11, 2002

btw wtf is a marquee?

ps oh no im begining to spam

-- Anonymous, September 11, 2002

you have to use < > instread of ( ). i used the ( ) tags just to illistrate where < > would go.

See what i mean?

-- Anonymous, September 11, 2002

This does get irritating

-- Anonymous, September 11, 2002

(marquee) Kick AZZ (/marquee)

-- Anonymous, September 11, 2002

AHHHH FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUUUUCK!

-- Anonymous, September 11, 2002

*sigh* DONT USE ( ) AT ALL!!! just use the < >.....Geez....Archpyro was right....

-- Anonymous, September 11, 2002

(marquee) MY DICK IS BIGGER THAN YOURS HAHAHAHA (/marquee)

See what I mean?

-- Anonymous, September 12, 2002

8====================================================D

-- Anonymous, September 12, 2002

Got it

-- Anonymous, September 12, 2002

Nooooooooo! WHY IS JAVASCRIPT DISABLED??????????????????

-- Anonymous, September 13, 2002

Did AO just use a Sailor Moon attack i bleave FIRE SOUL is sailor mars first season attack

-- Anonymous, September 13, 2002

I rckon h's talking about Rikku's mix overdrive.

-- Anonymous, September 13, 2002

*Casts Flare on MKOTDM*

-- Anonymous, September 15, 2002

*cast reflect and shell sending the flare back at AO*

-- Anonymous, September 15, 2002

*Bites MK real hard*

-- Anonymous, September 15, 2002

OW! SON OF A.....*gets out cel phone* *diles the number for ACME in. and orders a creat of sheep**withing 3 seconds the sheep arive in a crate wit the this way up arow going the wrong way**take crobar off the top of box* hhh handy *opens creat sheep trampel Aand DS*

-- Anonymous, September 15, 2002

Was that english?

-- Anonymous, September 15, 2002

Maybe...

-- Anonymous, September 16, 2002

I'll redue Davey's tutorial with the proper signs:
LESSON 1:(SPACING) Just type <BR> to make a new line or <p> to skip 2 lines!
LESSON 2:(MARQUEES) Just type <marquee> to start it, and <marquee> to end it!


-- Anonymous, November 04, 2002

OOps, to end a Marquee, type </marquee> , not <marquee>

-- Anonymous, November 04, 2002