BEFORE you get mad, I know it's impossible 'this is just in honor of the longest atff topic ever, I'd love to read that again

-- Anonymous, September 04, 2002

Answers

i actually convinced some dude, that if you walk 100 laps round the gold saucer damage and go to the shinra mansion he will be in the tube and join you. HE flamed me in an e-mail for not workin...awfull jackass

-- Anonymous, September 04, 2002

gold saucer damage...I mean DESERT not damage. hmm weed does destroy your braincells.....I gez,

-- Anonymous, September 04, 2002

Wow, the infamous "Zack" topic..that had over 1,000 posts...this was before my time, though....

-- Anonymous, September 04, 2002

Doesn't sound too bad. After all, anyone knows that if you do the following, you can resurrect General Leo:

(1) Jump off the Floating Island leaving Shadow behind. This will free up a character slot.

(2) Equip the Cursed Shield on Locke, kill him, and leave him dead in your party for the amount of battles required to un-curse the shield.

(3) Circle Kefka's Tower 167 times in the airship.

(4) Return to Thamasa and use a Phoenix Down on Locke in front of General Leo's tomb.

(5) Go and kill Hidon and the Hidonites WITHOUT Strago in your party.

(6) When Locke's ex girlfriend speaks to him for the last time, the Phoenix will appear. Hit Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right Triangle Triangle Square Square Select Select L1 R1 R2 R1 Select Start Question Mark while the Phoenix is STILL on screen, and a choice will come up "Resurrect Leo?" Select Yes, and he's yours!

-- Anonymous, September 04, 2002

hehe, that's a good 1, for zack, the best 1 was name cloud zack and pretend his hair is black

-- Anonymous, September 04, 2002

I remember the Zack topic....*shudder*

-- Anonymous, September 04, 2002

...actully u can get zack to join ur party.... not only zack but sephiroth too... anyways if u really need to know how to get zack back do the following:

1- In the begining of the game ull see him for the first time inside some really dirty house "looks like a tupe" right beside Aeriths house, he'll be sleeping, the guy beside his house well tell u that he was with army and he got brain damage... when u go in and try to talk to him aerith well tell u to come back for him later.

2- go to the item shop in the SAME time in disk 4 buy phenix down + some couple of potions.... go to his house and throw it at him... hell jump outa the bed and join u.... oh ya almosy forgot if he asked "who am i" just chose the option "We dont know yet" if u dont chose that option hell get brain damage again.... trust me it worked for me... he can do all limt breaks clous can do and EVEN more.... his powerfull i got sepiroth final form in one hit... amyways now ill tell u how to get Sepiroth to join ur party...

1- suck his nasty cock and shove ur shiny sword slowly in him he'll like a lot and ask if he can join ur party...

thats about it..... u got questions? i got answers....

-- Anonymous, September 04, 2002

More rumors. I wonder why General Leo is the topic of resurrection for so many, and not Aeris? Maybe it's because Aeris sucks so bad! HOHAHAHAHA! Here's another! This was given to me by SEVERAL sources. Fight and kill the Gold Dragon in Kefka's Tower. Go to the dinosaur forest (which I call Jurassic Park) north of the Veldt, and fight 4000 battles. Another Gold Dragon will appear. You kill it, it drops a "Resurrect" item, and you take it to Thamasa. Then you can kill yourself and jump in General Leo's grave. Anyone that fights THAT many battles there has already wasted their life. Give Leo a chance, hmm?

-- Anonymous, September 04, 2002

*fart*

-- Anonymous, September 04, 2002

Vince, that word is copyrighted. If you use it again, I'll sue your ass for infringement. You fat ho. Welcome back btw.

*FFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT*

-- Anonymous, September 04, 2002

oh shit i didnt know....im sorry AO for farting without ur permison... i wont do it again.... *barf*

-- Anonymous, September 04, 2002

You can't get Zack can you.

-- Anonymous, September 05, 2002

Actually, there is a way......

Stage one, Collect underpants!

Stage 2..........

Stage 3, Profit!

Wait, what were we talking about again?

-- Anonymous, September 05, 2002

No actually i heard a way to resurrect aeris...complete bollocks of course...apparantly you master the underwater materia (its mastered when you get it so that should raise a few suspicions) and collect 99 tissues...next go to the gold fish in the ancient place and you can go down and resurrect her...didn't even waste my time trying...

-- Anonymous, September 05, 2002

When was the zach topic? it maight have be befor my time.

-- Anonymous, September 05, 2002

Here's the REAL way to get zack.

Step 1. Take a block of cheese and cut it into the shape of a disk.

Step 2. Throw your PS at 50 oncoming cars and catch it on the way back.

Step 3. Put in the FF7 disk and hit power. A moogle will dance across the screen. Look in your party. You now have Zack instead of Cloud!

-- Anonymous, September 05, 2002

BTW what the hell dose tisue do anyway

-- Anonymous, September 05, 2002

It does the same as a supersweeper and a 1/35 soldier, NOTHING

-- Anonymous, September 06, 2002

Actually the 1/35 soldiers aren't useless.If you get all 12 you don't have to pay for battles at fort Condor.

-- Anonymous, September 06, 2002

oh, yeah..i was wondering about those....Some thing with the mini toy gears you can buy in Xenogears, i guess...

-- Anonymous, September 06, 2002

SuperSweeper is not useless either. It lets you find the key back into... into... (whats that city that locks itself after you leave?).

-- Anonymous, September 06, 2002

you don't need a supersweeper for "key item key to midgar" you just go to that uhm digging town on disc 2 and dig for a normal treasure

-- Anonymous, September 06, 2002

Ah... right... sometimes my brain forgets things... who are you....?

-- Anonymous, September 07, 2002

I'm johnny knoxville, WELCOME TO JACKASS!

-- Anonymous, September 07, 2002

*midget in superman costume runs head-on in to wall* oh yeah this is jackass

-- Anonymous, September 07, 2002

Holy fuckity fuck fuck fuck... it really is the Zack topic starting all over again. 26 posts in 3 days...

-- Anonymous, September 07, 2002

well, such is life.

-- Anonymous, September 07, 2002

No, I refuse to let "well, such is life" be the last answer in this holy topic. DZ would never forgive me. How about this:

To start "Contra" with 30 lives, hit up up down down left right left right AB AB start at the opening sequence.

-- Anonymous, September 08, 2002