If I shout here no one will find out.

That was the worst display I have seen since we were relegated. Including the abysmal games during the Dalgleish and Gullit times. Then, we had players who tried, but were not good enough.

Today we have the players who have no attitude. In the first half we were played off the park by a team that at best should struggle to stay up.

How many times do you have to stand and wait for the ball to come to you to have a defender cut across you and take it away? I would have thought only once as a professional player. How many times in a game would you expect these professionals to under hit a pass?

How many crosses would you expect to hit their target? How many times can 2 defenders run to the same attacker and leave another player free to get the ball? How many shots do you need unmarked, to slide the ball into an empty net? How many times in a game can you lose in the air to Foe?

Answers on toilet paper to me.

-- Anonymous, August 24, 2002

Answers

Except for the cleaning lady Gus!(;o)

Well, it certainly was `reality check` time, but I think they might have been playing with one of those `wobbly` balls - I mean how many times have you seen Nobby curl the ball BEHIND the goal when taking a corner!

Now....can you lift your feet? I want to hoover that bit.(:o)

-- Anonymous, August 25, 2002

Sorry maam, the lights were out and I thought everyone had gone home! The team certainly had. The only problem I have with the wobbly ball theory is that the other team seemed to do alright with it!!

-- Anonymous, August 25, 2002

Basically we had one of those days which is best forgotten, and hopefully not repeated. (:o|

-- Anonymous, August 25, 2002

It happens occasionally - I was in Western france - found out the result - standing next to my caravan in shirt - English car goes past shouts out what was the score - he was a City fan ....

-- Anonymous, August 28, 2002