I have DOCUMENTATION that Mario is, in fact, a Communist! Click the link to read it!!!

WARNING!! THIS IS A PARODY AND A PARODY ONLY! Enter at your own risk!!

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-- Anonymous, August 15, 2002

Answers

This is going to sound so stupid it's mockable. Who is Ren?I just want comfirmtion.I read he's a communist robot or somthing.I wasn't here fo the birth so I have no idea who he is.

-- Anonymous, August 16, 2002

Ren is one of us, Comrade! Free thinkers are dangerous! Religion is th opiate of the masses!

-- Anonymous, August 16, 2002

Okay....got it now KC. Oh and yuu still haven't answered my queston- How is the clean up going?

Oh and just to tell you JR is plotting something. I don't know what I just know he is.

-- Anonymous, August 16, 2002

Hmm, I will not serve ANY deity!

-- Anonymous, August 17, 2002

"Using god as an 'order' is absurd"~Delita

-- Anonymous, August 17, 2002

Stalin was a political genius, even tho he tended to be a bit ruthless when it came to dealing with the people. But, hey, whatever works...

-- Anonymous, August 17, 2002

Communism would work if people where perfect, but people aren't most people suck----->George W.?

-- Anonymous, August 18, 2002

ok who da hell is ren?! i've heard of mario(duh!) but i haven't heard the slightest thing about ren untill now!

~yoshi's soooo adorable done ya just wanna hug him to 'death'~

-- Anonymous, August 24, 2002

ren is a friend of davey he's not a video gaame char.

-- Anonymous, August 24, 2002

that whould make perfect sense.

-- Anonymous, August 24, 2002

ok at this board the is a poster named rashoken if hell *did not spell that right* any way he is a communist robot wich we all injoy killing BLOT 3 *ren dies*

~poof~

-- Anonymous, August 24, 2002

Yoshi is an evil, evil lizard. Give him a chance and he will EAT YOU!!!. How can you find that adorible?

-- Anonymous, August 25, 2002