The despicable Roland challenged me in this thread as to what I believe. OK Roloboy, you asked for it-------

I believe that all pugs suck

I believe that all pugs blow

I believe that all pugs are ignorant retairdoes

I believe that the NWO is a konspiracy that operates out of a storefront in Brussels and manipulates the world.

I believe that the NWO is a cabal of jewboys and country club WASPS.

I believe that the world is flat

I believe that most people are idiots

I believe that most people are hateful and not to be trusted

I believe in mommy

I believe in laughter. Bwahahaaaha, ROTFL, heeheeehaw

I believe that niggas be niggas

I believe that for every drop of rain that falls a flower drowns

-- (the original trollboy @ trying.harder), July 31, 2002

Answers

I believe that Unc's phoney freespeech saloon will not survive my determined onslaught

-- Trollboy (here's laffin @ you.kidz), July 31, 2002.

The above list was a fake, posted by the desperate Rolo. I only believe some of that stuff.

-- (The original original Trollboy @ watching.you), July 31, 2002.

What's the matter, another bad day on Wall Street there, day trader Roloboy? You need to get a job niggah, this troll game doesn't pay.

-- lol (roloboy @ wasting. away), July 31, 2002.

Gotcha!

-- (mr handjob @ changing hands.without missing a stroke), July 31, 2002.

I believe....that you need to get a life

-- (y@w.n), July 31, 2002.

I believe a Mountain Dew a day keeps the doctor away!

-- dr. pibb (drpibb@new.formula), July 31, 2002.

Trollboy, thank you for your passionate testimony. I was wrong. You do believe in something. Now kiss mommy goodnight and go to bed.

-- (roland@hatemail.com), July 31, 2002.

REM
Life's Rich Pageant (1986)
I Believe

When I was young and full of grace
and spirited--a rattlesnake.
When I was young and fever fell
My spirit, I will not tell
You're on your honor not to tell

I believe in coyotes and time as an abstract
Explain the change, the difference between
What you want and what you need, there's the key,
Your adventure for today, what do you do
Between the horns of the day?

I believe my shirt is wearing thin
And change is what I believe in

When I was young and give and take
And foolish said my fool awake
When I was young and fever fell
My spirit, I will not tell
You're on your honor, on your honor

Trust in your calling, make sure your calling's true
Think of others, the others think of you
Silly rule golden words make, practice practice makes perfect,
Perfect is a fault, in fault lies change

I believe my humor's wearing thin
And change is what I believe in

I believe my shirt is wearing thin
And change is what I believe in

When I was young and full of grace
As spirited a rattlesnake
When I was young and fever fell
My spirit, I will not tell
You're on your honor not to tell
I believe in example
I believe my throat hurts
Example is the checker to the key

I believe my humor's wearing thin
And I believe the poles are shifting

I believe my shirt is wearing thin
And change is what I believe in

-- (what@i.think), August 01, 2002.

-- (just an@anonymous.one), August 03, 2002.