Country stuff'n preachin

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Well-since I live in the country and miss it terribly when I leave to go to town--a little bit of information. Have ya'll ever noticed that when it's hot and dry---ya'll can't get nuff Ice Tea even when ya'll'r settin in the cool house? How about that drink of Iced Tea or water bein cold enough? Ice cube trays are always half empty?

Have ya'll ever noticed that horse flys will chase and follow ya'lls vehicle whilst on the road? Did ya'll ever notice just how fast they can fly? I have and it's about 50 mph around these here parts! When the car is stopped they start bumbin into it. I bet they have headaches from that little "unable to stop quick enough" escapade!

Corn is tasseled out and ears are now formed. The kernals ain't quite big nuff to eat'm just yet. Next week should be about right.

"Too hot to fish, too hot to golf and too cold at home"! WEll, it IS too hot to fish, I don't golf and it aint' quite cold nuff at home. Too spensive to turn the a/c down low nuff.

I've seen into the fires of hell, even "felt" the heat, smelled the smoke and heard the screams of the lost souls there for eternity. Time for all Christians to witness to the lost. Do ya'll really want folks to go there for eternity? I'm tellin everybody that will listen about the saving Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ. Come join me in reachin the lost. He IS coming soon!!! old hoot. Matt.24:44

-- old hoot (hoot@pcinetwork.com), July 30, 2002


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