::the door creaks open slowly as he stumbles into the room, wearing an oversized, tattered cloak,which conceals his face and droops down to the floor. Hs arms are scratched and red, and he is weary from blood loss. He manages to vocalize, in a tired, small voice, before he passes out on the floor::

"I...I have returned...."

-- Anonymous, July 25, 2002

Answers

hhhmmm i seam to rember somthing like this hapening in the old ATTF now who could you be stranger?

~poof~

-- Anonymous, July 25, 2002

::he clears his throat:: I'm not so much as a stranger....you all should know me very well by now....

Oh, yeah, I forgot...::passes out again::

-- Anonymous, July 25, 2002

Okay, I am guessing you are Ren.

-- Anonymous, July 25, 2002

I'm not interested. Blood loss or not, you should never speak in a "tired, small voice". YOU SHOULD ALWAYS SHOUT! SPEAK LOUDLY! MAKE THE CHILDREN CRY! UPSET THE ANIMALS! DEMAND RESPECT! NEVER CONCEAL YOUR IDENTITY! I AM ASYLUM (Chinese Water Torture) OUTPATIENT! FINAL FANTASY MESSIAH, ATFF DISTRIBUTOR OF USELESS FACTS, DESTROYER OF THE RANDOM STAT MACHINE, INTESTINAL ODOR ANALYSIS, DEFENDER OF THE SEXY BEAST, AND BLASTER OF MORONS, CRETINS, TARDOS, FREAKS, AND IDIOTS ALL! WELCOME HERE/BACK WHOEVER THE HELL YOU ARE, NOW TAKE THAT SILLY THING OFF YOUR HEAD! THAT'S THE GIST!

-- Anonymous, July 25, 2002

If i were an idiot, I think I'd notice.... *checks self* Nope, i'm NOT an idiot...But just to make sure...*checks again* Nope, still not an idiot...

::sits down at a table, and bangs on it:: WAITER!! get me a potion!!!

-- Anonymous, July 25, 2002

ALRIGHT! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?! ARE YOU REN OR ARE YOU NOT REN!?!?! ANSWER ME DAMMIT! ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING SUSPENSE! I AM PISSED OKAY! TELL ME NOW!!!!!

-- Anonymous, July 25, 2002

Lol, Trowa, he's "the poster formerly known as Ren". He's known as Cristo Musashi now. That is...if that's who it is...blarg. Too many 2 letter words beginning with "i" in this post. F'aar! There went another one! I'm (d'oh) sorry!

-- Anonymous, July 25, 2002

No, I am NOT ren, nor am i Cristo...or any of his various forms for that matter...think for a second...I mean, really THINK....

Meanwhile....

::continues to pound table:: WHERE THE HELL IS MY DRINK?!?!?!?!?!

-- Anonymous, July 25, 2002

Damn!! If only I had.... Wait. I can find out who you are:}

-- Anonymous, July 25, 2002

Are you Theofarie

-- Anonymous, July 25, 2002

Davey,are you Davey?

~poof~

-- Anonymous, July 25, 2002

ANSWER US DAMMIT!

-- Anonymous, July 25, 2002

Well, whoever the fuck this is stole my "Comeback Topic" from when I first made my way back to the ATFF board. This guy fucking sucks donkey balls, he/she cant even think of something orginal.

But Id be willing to bet that whoever it is needs to be kicked in the balls a few times as soon as he reveals himself.

-- Anonymous, July 25, 2002

FORGET MY LAST GUESS. YOU ARE GOLEM HATER!!!!!!!

-- Anonymous, July 25, 2002

*Trowa grabs ???????? by the collar* Trowa:ARE YOU GOLEM HATER OR ARE YOU NOT!?!?!?!

-- Anonymous, July 25, 2002

Okay, you know what? *Throws a Megalixir at the guy with the funny hat* You've got your potion, now let's be civil!

-- Anonymous, July 25, 2002

Ah, finally...::downs drink in one glup, then wipes residue off his chin:: Thank you, Jubei....Now then....

::pulls down hood to reveal a grotesque face, gnarled and knotted by years of computer radiation:: Everyone gasps in horror at his ugly face::

::pulls off that mask to reveal himself as Davey Rootbeer::

Yeppers, I'm back! how are y'all doin? miss me? Oh, yeah..and please dun kick me, KC, i did that post out of respect for ya....I'll start working on the comic tonight....

-- Anonymous, July 25, 2002

Yaaaaaaaaaay!!! Davey is bak!!!!!! *Peace n hair grease!*
~SJ~

-- Anonymous, July 26, 2002

Well nice to see you are back Davey. Well I will have to be going in an hour. The Sox game sucked. It was okay and stuff. We were behind home base so I think I might be able to see myself on TV[I taped it]. It was a lower box seat so my family was fooled. They had the top box seats when they saw the yankees. Anyway we chanted Yankees suck when they were winning 12 to 7. Still I respect them. Oh yeah in Boston I saw a stoned guy who threw up in the bathroom. I had to use it to /:( Damn it stunk something awful. Well good talking to you all. See you Sunday or Monday. I will return.

-- Anonymous, July 26, 2002

*enters the Princess* (ds groans) I'm kinda back, too...I'm just posting at other boards...and..umm...YAY!!! DAVEY'S BACK!!! Although I knew that for a while, but..whatever! *hugs davey*

-- Anonymous, July 28, 2002

oh oh oh the love in this room is just wow...*shoots self in head to spite everyone*

-- Anonymous, July 29, 2002

Can YOU feel the love tonight? ~rinoa, chibiangie, and me goofing on the lion king songs

-- Anonymous, July 29, 2002

Linkin Park is cooler! Hey I found the remix songs from there new album on Kazza. Only four are there or atleast for now. Hey if that is davey then who is this I am holding *ahccccchhhhhhhh* Opps. It was a regular ordinary hobo. Run free little hobo.

-- Anonymous, July 29, 2002

Linkin Park ?!?! that CRAP all they do i yell oh i`m sorry the yell to a TUNE

~poof~

-- Anonymous, July 29, 2002

at least they sound GOOD when they yell, unlike SOME MAGIC KNIGHT I KNOW!!!!!!!!!

-- Anonymous, July 31, 2002

Hey on Kazza they have a song by them called step up and it sounds like they are making fun of the CrackStreetBoys!

-- Anonymous, July 31, 2002

aw damn i shoud have used my head befor i posted THE FORBIDEN TOPICS OF CONVERSATIOn
1:music
2:poltics
3:Relgion
Damn sorry ami ~poof~

-- Anonymous, July 31, 2002