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Got this in an email and thought it was cute:
A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died."
Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."
The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
Kenny said, "OK then, just unload the donkey."
The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"
Kenny, "I'm going to raffle him off."
Farmer, " You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" Kenny, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead."
A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"
Kenny, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898.00."
Farmer, "Didn't anyone complain?"
Kenny, " Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back." Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.
-- Pammy (firstname.lastname@example.org), July 25, 2002
-- Little Nipper (email@example.com), July 25, 2002.
Sounds like Decker to me. ;<))) Oh, you mean that Kenny-boy. Same difference, I guess. Kenny-boy went to school here, they are trying to figure out what to do with the stuff named for him. :<))) & ))). The trouble business schools have. ;<)))&)))&)))$
-- Z1X4Y7 (Z1X4Y7@aol.com), July 25, 2002.